Is this part of NCLB?

[KitchenWitch]

No Child Left Behind:

As a grad standard, my son has to give a speech in his physical education class.

Goofy fucking shit.

[RevCheesehead]

1. Easy.

Tell him to say:

"I wanna thank Coach, cuz you're awesome, man... the best coach ever. And I want to give all praise to Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. Oh, and I'm going to Disneyworld."

[KitchenWitch]

2. *snort*

:spray:

Should he fall on his knees and point skyward as he is saying those things?

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

3. Only when he says "Jeebus."

Then when he says Disney, he needs to jump up and down, and point to the T-shirt.

[KitchenWitch]

4. I will let him know!

:rofl:

Thank you, I needed this belly laugh in the worst way.