You might be a republican if...

[Crazy Dave]

If you think the life of a stem cell is more important than the life of an American soldier....you might be a republican.

[Taverner]

1. You think the death of the unborn is an ungodly sin with dire consequenses

But the death of innocent women and children in Haditha is "par for the course" and is heroic.

[OhioBlue]

2. you think tax dollars are better spent

by building a system that doesn't shoot missles out of the sky than giving a hungry child a free lunch or a low-income, elderly person heat for the winter.

[1gobluedem]

3. You think the flag only should be lowered when heads of state die

and not US soldiers who died in combat in this insane war. That's what the evil GOP candidate for Michigan governor thinks. You know, reserve this honor for really important people. Yep, he actually said that.

[qnr]

4. You demand an amendment to protect the flag from desecration, yet

see nothing wrong with flying the tattered remnants of one on your vehicle at 75MPH - and approve of the person occupying the White House scrawling messages on them with magic markers.

[baldguy]

5. If you think two people who get married will destroy all other marraiges

If those two people are gay.

But old white men serially devoricing their wives as they get older, just so they can aquire a younger one - is part of a strong marraige bond.

[Merrick]

6. You can perform your own colonoscopy

by squinting

[Brigid]

9. Ding! Ding!

We have our winner! :rofl:

[Aristus]

7. You might be a Republican if...

If you think that the President breaking one of the commandments is grounds for removing him from office, but another President breaking the other nine is not...you might be a Republican.

[Brigid]

8. You might be a Republican if . . .

You wish all those pesky war protesters would just go away.

[idgiehkt]

10. I don't have one but I like yours.

that is brilliant.

[NMMNG]

11. You might be a Republican if...

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."

You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes.

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

[Wetzelbill]

12. if you soil yourself at the thought of going into combat nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. You take out your sexual inadequacy on gay people.

[Xipe Totec]

14. If you believe wishing makes things happen n/t

[Melsky]

15. If you decry the "nanny state"

because you don't want to pay for other people's health insurance but you don't think it's a "nanny state" when the government tells you that you can't smoke marijuana and spies on your phone calls.

[riona]

16. You might be a Republican if

saving on taxes is more important than saving your country.
:patriot:

[caty]

17. If you are mean spirited, hateful,

unethical, and void of compassion!