Jessica Simpson asks Pam Anderson how she ran so slow in "Baywatch."

[Human Torch]

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=1007

Jessica Simpson, who has been rumored and maybe even cast to play the role Pam Anderson made famous in the big screen version of 'Baywatch', ran into Anderson recently and asked the question that has plagued man since the dawn of time.

Jessica said: "How did you guys run so slowly in the show's opening scene. You know, where you're running down the beach?"

Anderson, of course, answered, "It was shot in slow motion."



:silly:

[NewJeffCT]

1. Is that for real?

and this woman has so much money...

[Human Torch]

2. It's real...I wish it wasn't but it's real...

...but remember, this is the woman who thought "Chicken Of The Sea" contained CHICKEN...

:toast:

[Hugin]

4. LOL! Someone very dear to me thought Grouper was a type of...

chicken!

[Pale Blue Dot]

24. This is total BULLSHIT

This is a woman who has been filmed in slow motion herself numerous times for videos, movies, etc.

This is an offensive, cynical article and thread playing off of the common stereotype that blond women are patently stupid. Anyone falling for such an obvious bullshit story is letting their own prejudice show.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Agreed. And, also, Nick Lachey has confessed and said many of

the "dumb blonde" scenes with Jessica were set ups. It really irritates me when they portray her as such. She can't be that stupid. I don't think she has much talent and look at the empire she's built. :hi:

[AngryAmish]

30. Maybe she is stupid like a fox

[ghostsofgiants]

33. No, it's playing on the stereotype that Jessica Simpson is patently stupid

The only people to even mention the word "blond" in this thread have been you and MrsGrumpy. The word also makes no appearance in the article. If you don't like people making fun of Jessica Simpson for being dumb, that's fine, but don't make it into something it's not.

[Deja Q]

3. GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

:argh: :argh:

[matcom]

5. i KNEW i loved Jessica for a reason!

boob, booty AND brains.... err....

yes. she is the PERFECT plaything :silly:

[Human Torch]

9. I love her, and I'm not ashamed to admit it...

...I could spend the rest of the day listing reasons why I shouldn't love her, but at the end of the day...

...I'd be WRONG. I'd be LYING. And I'm not a liar. I love her. LOOK at her. I'm MALE, I'm WEAK, just...just LOOK AT HER.

God HELP me, Jessica has me under her spell. Me and about a gazillion other guys...

It's OK, darling...if you want to believe that tuna fish is chicken, go right ahead.

Would you like a chicken sandwich? I'll make one for you.

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

10. this? you like THIS??

what the HELL is WRONG with you man! :D

:sarcasm:

[Human Torch]

11. NEVER underestimate the power of a weak male. NEVER.

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

12. then i am REALLY sorry for THIS

[Human Torch]

13. ...but probably not half as sorry as I am for THIS:

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

15. noted

[Human Torch]

17. She dropped a bomb on me

You were the girl that changed my world
You were the girl for me
You lit the fuse, I stand accused
You were the first for me
But you turned me out, baby

You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me on, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me

You were my thrills, you were my pills
You dropped a bomb on me
You turn me out, you turn me on
You turned me loose, then you turned me wrong

You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me out, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me

Just like Adam and Eve, said you’d set me free
You took me to the sky, I’d never been so high
You were my pills, you were my thrills
You were my hope, baby, you were my smoke
You dropped a bomb, hey, babe

You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me out, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me on, baby)

You dropped a bomb on me, baby (Mmm)
You dropped a bomb on me (You dropped a bomb on me, baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me

We were in motion, felt like an ocean
You were the girl for me
You were the first explosion, turned out to be corrosion
You were the first for me
But you turned me out, baby

You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (Whoa...whoa...oh...oh...baby)
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me (I won’t forget what you done to me, babe)

You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me

I-I-I
I-I-I won’t forget it
I-I-I
I-I-I won’t forget it

You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me
You dropped a bomb on me, baby
You dropped a bomb on me

I-I-I
I-I-I won’t forget it
I-I-I
I-I-I won’t forget it

You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bomb on me.

You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, you turned me on
And then you dropped me to the ground
You dropped a bomb on me

You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me

You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me

You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me

You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me
You turned me out, then you turned me on
You dropped a bomb on me

:toast:

[kwassa]

31. The Gap Band, remembered

[Human Torch]

35. Yep. That one and "Party Train"...

...ESPECIALLY Party Train. Probably Charlie Wilson's best vocal, period. I have both songs on a mix CD that's in my car at all times, and when it's warranted, they get played L-O-U-D.

"Do-o-o-n't you miss it, babe..."



:toast:

[kwassa]

36. "dropped a bomb" is one of my wife's favorites

I'm more of a P-Funk guy, myself.

[driver8]

22. Holy Jesus!!! Oh yeah...driver8 likey!!

She wears that turtleneck well!!

[NJ Democrats]

16. Don't worry, I'm with you here!

I wouldn't say I'm weak but she is really hot!

[Human Torch]

18. Well, I wouldn't say I'm weak either, but...

...when it comes to the things Jessica Simpson could ask me for that I wouldn't give her, the short list would include:

"not much."

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[WI_DEM]

6. Pam must believe that she should be allowed to play her role in the movie?

she still is pretty hot.

[idgiehkt]

7. one smart bitch playing dumb.

it's repulsive.

as Pink said, there's a whole lot of money in playing stupid these days.

I wish Pamela would have said "don't play that shit with me you fur wearing, fundie ass-kissing, fake-Christian, Bush loving...." okay, I ran out of gripe for that one, but you get my point.

[progmom]

14. i thought she had dissed Bush recently....

[Human Torch]

19. There was a function she chose not to attend...

...don't recall the specifics, and I'm too lazy to Google them, but she didn't want to lend her name to a partisan event.

:patriot:

[Pale Blue Dot]

21. Exactly. I call bullshit.

No one is that stupid. It's not even good comedy.

It's offensive in and of itself, and offensive that there are people here who actually believe that this is something that could happen in the real world.

[Taverner]

8. I always liked Pam Anderson

Completely Fake, yet unrepentant and honest about it. She's the real deal...er...

[LostinVA]

20. I have since I found out about the US Women's gymnast

Major respect and kudos....

http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2004/08/15/spt_oly1amohini.html

[driver8]

23. That is really cool.

I love stories like that.

[LostinVA]

25. Me too

Especially since "Mo" was "washed up" at 25... but she won a team medal and (I think) one individual medal.

[RebelOne]

26. I love her because she is a vegetarian and animal rights activist.

Anyone who has compassion for animals has to be a good person.

[Bombtrack]

27. that's a very dumb statement

I love Pam Anderson but there are plenty of horrible people who are into the animal love stuff. Paris Hilton being a famous example.

[RebelOne]

28. That is certainly is not a dumb statement.

And Paris Hilton is not an animal rights activist. She just carries little dogs around as accessories.

[sasquatch]

32. LOL

:rofl:

[Beware the Beast Man]

34. I couldn't care less about her, but this reeks of baloney.