Why am I AFFLICTED WITH BOILS??!

[everythingsxen]

Seriously, why? :cry: Why meeee?

[LSK]

1. 666 is upon you - run!!!

:scared:

[AlienGirl]

3. Xen's been waiting for 6/6/06! Pocky-clipse!

[AlienGirl]

2. Maybe they're carbuncles?

[spacelady]

6. Oh, thank goodness, maybe they are only CARBUNCLES!

[AlienGirl]

7. Carbuncles and carbaunts

[spacelady]

8. What's a carbaunt? n/t Never mind, duh.

[LeftyMom]

4. Satan and God are placing bets on how much shit you will take.

:shrug:

[Innoma]

5. Definitely Hofahrbitbotsi...

Or is that the sequal to the film Koyaanisqatsi? Hard to keep those two straight...

[everythingsxen]

9. IA IA CTHULU!!!

!!1fldknflskdnflwnf2o3irj209rmwmdmgfmgd[ng03430r30mg30

[everythingsxen]

10. Nyarlhotep commands you to post!

KOKO!

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

11. See a doctor/dermatologist, if you haven't already.

I had one of these once. It was so gross. It was on my chest near my breast. The thing was swollen and oozing pus for days. My doctor cut a hole in it and drained the puss out of it, which was kind of painful. It took a few weeks to completely heal, but I only have a tiny scar left from it.

[Sanity Claws]

12. stagnant liver qi

This can be caused by a diet that is too rich in fats, too much alcohol, too much coffee. Repressed emotions can also contribute to stagnant liver qi.
Vigorous exercise can help to move the qi. You should also modify your diet to omit the fatty foods and add more vegetables, fruits, and whole grains. You can also try detox teas generally available at health food stores. Finally, see an acupuncturist.

[xmas74]

13. Hot packs and Prid salve, if you can find it.

You might need a prescription for an antibiotic also.