Time again for 10 Questions - but this time with a Twist

[LynneSin]

Twist is - I'll provide the Answers you tell me what the question is!!

1. 47
   
2. A rabid dog and stained tee-shirt
   
3. Stairway to Heaven
   
4. Matcom's Purple Hippo
   
5. George W. Bush
   
6. Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Ohio
   
7. At least once a day but a couple of times on weekends but never on Sundays
   
8. Not since 1982
   
9. 21 inches
   
10. That's none of your god damn business!
    

Your goal - tell me what the questions are to these 10 Answers! Good luck!

Edit note: THESE ANSWERS AREN'T RELATED TO ME

Hell, I've got a long time until I'm 47

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. You owe me royalties.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5216346

[LynneSin]

3. Like you were the original one with that thread

:P

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. OK, I'll bite:

1.) What's the number of teeth in the front row of a Charlie Daniels concert?

2.) Why do I want to know?

3.) What is the white trash wedding song of choice?

4.)What's your pet name for matcom's willie?

5.) Who makes you all tingly?

6.) States where at least one person has a restraining order against you.

7.) How often do you use deodorant?

8.) The last time you bought an album that's considered "hip"

9.) What your ideal man can give you seven times in a night.

10.) You've been thinking about bowling balls, haven't you?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. Okay:

1) What is your age?
2) What are you "wearing"?
3) Listening to right now?
4) Funniest avatar?
5) How the fuck did this happen?
6) Where have you lived?
7) How often do you shower?
8) When was the last time you got laid?
9) How big is your TV?
10)Why did you start this thread?

#7 and #8 were hard, so I took some wild guesses which I hope are not true. :D

[LaurenG]

5. How close am I?

47: your age

A rabid dog and stained tee-shirt: 2 things that you relly dislike

Stairway to Heaven: favorite song

Matcom's Purple Hippo: favorite avatar

George W. Bush: Person you dislike the most

Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Ohio: Places you or your family have lived.

At least once a day but a couple of times on weekends but never on Sundays: How often you shower?

Not since 1982: Smoked pot

21 inches: Your waist size?

That's none of your god damn business! Last time you had sex

[Random_Australian]

6. Random_Australian!!!!

1) What is the code-word used to mean "Don't say 47"?
2) What do you get if you cross a stained dog and a rabid t-shirt?
3) What needs less maintenance than the Escalator to Hell?
4) How many roads must a man walk down, before he can be considered a man?
5) Gross Eloping Orange Rigorously Gimboidal Wilted Burnt Underscoring Sheepish Hotpants (initials)
6) Complete the sentence: Four variations of self abuse are visiting ______________
7) What do you plug in all day?
8) 24-year olds have been born, but _______________
9) Give an example of something measured using a stupid, outdated system. :D ;)
10) Your corporate establishment, god damn incorporated, mines salt and chalk. However, usual partner Rio Tinto's new "that" operation has no component of input for you, in other words, ________________________________

[Deep13]

7. cue Jeopardy theme music.

"47"
How many miles per gallon does my wife's car get under ideal conditions?

"A rabid dog and stained tee-shirt"
What will Ken Lay's most valuable personal assets be upon release from prison?

"Stairway to Heaven"
How does Bush plan on getting to Mars?

"Matcom's Purple Hippo"
Who is Barney the dinosaur fucking?

"George W. Bush"
Complete this analogy. Big Top:Bozo::White House:____.

"Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Ohio"
Where was the victim found?

"At least once a day but a couple of times on weekends but never on Sundays"
How often does Pat Robertson tell the truth?

"Not since 1982"
How often does Deep13 refrain from being a sarcastic bastard?

"21 inches"
How much snow will Minnesota get tomorrow?

"That's none of your god damn business!"
Why did we invade Iraq?

[RetroLounge]

8. Okay, here you go...

1) How many pairs of clean underwear should one own? 47

2) Who did you take to prom and what did you wear? A rabid dog and stained tee-shirt

3) Most overplayed song in history? Stairway to Heaven

4) Whom did you lose your virginity with? Matcom's Purple Hippo

5) Name an idiot son of an asshole: George W. Bush

6) Name 3 states that you do not want to visit and one you do: Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Ohio

7) How often do you want to strangle the bitch? At least once a day but a couple of times on weekends but never on Sundays

8) When was the last time you were actually happy? Not since 1982

9) Total penis length of all the Republican Senators added up? 21 inches

10) Are you touching yourself? That's none of your god damn business!

RL

[meegbear]

9. Enjoy

1. 47 - What is the slang name for the bar you hang out at ? (the bar is called "47 Central")
2. A rabid dog and stained tee-shirt - What do you get when you mix a german shepard and Rick Santorum?
3. Stairway to Heaven - What is the most overrated song?
4. Matcom's Purple Hippo - What makes you randy?
5. George W. Bush - Who is the spawn of Satan?
6. Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Ohio - What four states would you not live in?
7. At least once a day but a couple of times on weekends but never on Sundays - How often do you floss?
8. Not since 1982 - How long have you not been in a pre-triginometry class?
9. 21 inches - What 3 times your finger span?
10. That's none of your god damn business! - Have you ever ... you know.