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Conan_The_Barbarian Donating Member (404 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 11:52 PM
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How prepared are you for 6/6/06?
I got my silver bullets, my holywater, 47 copies of the bible, crosses nailed everywhere on the property, a lot of garlic (vampires ya know!), A huge fucking chainsaw, and 5 thirty racks of beer and a bottle of whiskey. Bring it el diablo... that's spanish for... the diablo....

It looks like we got some fellow Christain soldiers holding back the tides of evil and darkness for as long as they can.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5049516.stm

While their goals are noble they should know they are only prevent the inevitable. For those that wonder why our defense budget is so huge it's because we're the leaders in anti-demon weaponry! This is it boys and girls! LOCK AND LOAD!

And my shrink tried to tell me I had hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, well I wonder who'll be laughing when I have to pump his body full of bullets because it's merely become a shell for a demon to posses and wreak havoc upon the earth.

If you are uneducated on the subject of fending off demons watch Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness, it will teach you everything you need to know!
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LifeDuringWartime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 12:05 AM
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1. I'm about to put some Slayer on my iPod
Edited on Tue Jun-06-06 12:05 AM by LifeDuringWartime
Iron Maiden too. Today will be the unholiest of the unholy. :evilgrin:

National Day of Slayer
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 12:08 AM
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2. Not in the slightest.
:D
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 12:10 AM
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3. I drew a pentagram on my bedroom wall
I figure I might as well be ground zero.

T minus 100 minutes...

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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 12:11 AM
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4. I celebrated a pretty good Steak & Blowjob Day this year,
so I'm ready to go.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 12:11 AM
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5. I'm ready to rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)

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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 12:12 AM
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6. I bought a T-shirt from Hell.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 12:15 AM
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7. Oops...Hiccup
Edited on Tue Jun-06-06 12:15 AM by GoddessOfGuinness
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Zookeeper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 12:18 AM
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8. Bad news: We missed the apocalypse.
Apparently, some New Testament scholars figured out recently that Satan's number isn't "666," it's actually "616." However, according to the Mpls. Star Tribune, "616" doesn't have quite the same sex appeal as "616." I believe the person quoted said, "616 sounds like an area code. 666 is all curvy, like evil."

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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:13 AM
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9. All prepared
Duct tape, a roll of plastic, Spam and Clorox. We Floridians are always prepared.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:16 AM
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10. Is the Clorox there to make the Spam taste better?
:evilgrin:
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:23 AM
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12. Yes
Clorox gives it a certain je ne sais quois.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:20 AM
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11. All I did was read a book...
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:50 AM
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13. I offered up a moment of silence and gratitude
for the men who gave their lives 62 years ago today. That's about it.

I bought a pack of smokes.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:50 AM
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14. It isn't 6/6/06, so there! (the next day already here)
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:53 AM
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15. I've got Slayer's entire discography downloaded, so I'm in good shape.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:54 AM
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16. As prepared as I was for Y2K.
:P
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5X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:54 AM
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17. I signed up with DU and posted slowly over the years to....
get to my post count on this day.

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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:55 AM
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18. Totally prepared.
My lunch was sitting in the fridge ready to be taken to work. My M.P.3 was merrily charging up. My keys, coins, wallet &c. were already in my jacket pockets, shirt hanging up in the wardrobe &c.&c.

Same preparations will be made for 7/6/'06 tomorrow (or 6/7/'06 for Americans), and so forth...
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 09:39 AM
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19. 62nd anniversary of D-Day.
Not much, just some quiet reflection.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 09:42 AM
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20. we're changing the oil in the car...with new oil...
:thumbsup:
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