I just dyed my boob "brilliant bordeaux."

[LaraMN]

I was coloring my hair, didn't notice I had a big blop of dye on my shirt, and now it's soaked through onto one of my girls, and stained my skin. Niiiice. :rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

1. Got any Sea Breeze?

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

3. No. But I tried rubbing alcohol and exfoliating stuff, to no avail.

I guess I'm just stuck with what looks like a bloody areola on the wrong part of my boob, for a while.:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

4. LOL

Good thing you don't have any nursers.

[LaraMN]

8. Yeah! That would make things interesting.

If I were trying to wean, I could attach a fake nipple, and frustrate the child into non-nursing, though!

[Radical Activist]

2. This thread is useless without

...oh nevermind. Someone was bound to post it eventually.

[LaraMN]

5. It's not even hot. really.

It looks like I have a giant pigmentation problem.:D

[jobycom]

6. Oh. I thought it was a man-bashing thread... nt

[LaraMN]

10. Now, when I have I ever bashed a man?

<insert gratuitous sexual innuendo for "bashing" here.>

[jobycom]

20. It was a pun

man... boob... Ah, it was weak. Sorry. :)

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. You should call that one 'Gorbachev'

[kmla]

11. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

12. Lol! Highly appropriate!

I may have to do that!:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Bordeaux?

Geographically speaking, it would've been much more appropriate had it been "Bountiful Brest."




Yup, I know — straight to hell.

:hide:

[LaraMN]

13. But it was intended for my hair, which I'd rather not consider akin to

anything breast-like. "Boobhead" doesn't have the same ring to it as "butthead'" either.

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. It might not work, anyway

I've never ascertained the proper pronunciation of that particular French burg, so it might be phonoaphasic, or some other word I just made up. Hell, it could be pronounced "Chicago" for all I know. :shrug:

[Taverner]

14. I must investigate - I'm a licensed professional

Pictures please

[LaraMN]

15. So, you're a hairdresser, or a breast-examiner?

I already have one of those, but I may take applicants for the other.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. My dear Lara!

I just wonder what your husband will say, when he sees it!

Now THAT will be interesting!

Will it turn him on? or off?

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Eh.

Gotta dye it something. :shrug:

[maveric]

19. You want me to help you clean it up?

I'm available for the chore.:evilgrin:

[tigereye]

21. huh

you could do the mystique thing and just dye all of yourself! :D



sorry, too much X-men over the weekend...

[RevCheesehead]

22. I guess you & the hubby will have a wine festival tonight?

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

23. Yeah- I think he was indulged MORE than enough, last weekend.

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

24. Which girl.....

Rita or Lisa......

[LaraMN]

26. Lisa.

She's such a slut.
:rofl:

[realisticphish]

25. following tigereye's lead

just dye everything else :shrug:

instant tan! :D