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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:15 AM
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Trust in God, but beware of lions
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_nm/ukraine_lion_dc;_ylt=ArwdcdSTm_D3cMcvUPoy3n4DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-
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barrett 50 Donating Member (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:18 AM
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1. Lesson: never challenge GOD. NT
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GreenArrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:19 AM
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2. Thou shalt not tempt the Lord, thy God!
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kevinmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:30 AM
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3. Lion 1 Dumbass 0 .......n/t
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:37 AM
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4. Another contender for the Darwin Award.
http://www.darwinawards.com/

:evilgrin:
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neoblues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:51 AM
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8. Bingo!
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:38 AM
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5. He chose poorly.
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MamaBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:41 AM
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6. An Answered Prayer
In this case, the lion's. :evilgrin:
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 10:45 AM
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7. Fill in the blank, "If only it had been
---- -------- who climbed in with the lioness!"
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