Whack a sinner:

[originalpckelly]

Taking care of your stoning needs for over two millenia. Whack a sinner is made in China.

I made this for this thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1354116

[Haole Girl]

1. I can't believe you made me go over to GD!

[originalpckelly]

2. Why don't you serious up?

OMG! I can't believe I came up with that tight wad comment.

[Haole Girl]

3. I don't think you want to do that

I've only had 4 hours of sleep and I'm lookin for a fight anyway...jeez.

[plcdude]

4. they told

me that whacking is a sin

[originalpckelly]

5. They told me getting stoned is a sin as well...

Isn't that like a feedback loop. You get stoned and then the Bible says to stone you because you have committed a sin, but then getting stoned is a sin so you have to get stoned again. My mind is about to blow up.

[wildhorses]

6. let's go get stoned

Let's go get stoned
Let's go get stoned
Let's go get stoned

(Now, wait a minute)
You know my baby, she won't let me in
I've got a few pennies, I'm gonna' buy myself a bottle of gin
And then I'm gonna' call my buddy, on the telephone and say
Let's go get stoned

(Now, listen)
You know I work so hard, all day long
Everything I try to do, seems to always turn out wrong
That's why I wanna' stop by, on my way home and say
Let's go get stoned

(Let me tell you one more thing)
Ain't no harm, to have a little taste
But don't lose your cool, and start messing up the man's place
Ain't no harm, to take a little nip
But don't you fall down, and bust your lip
Let's go get stoned (6x)