YOU are a dirty, filthy, disgusting, revolting PERVERT!

[Placebo]

Jesus knows what you do when the lights go out.



Sinner.

[LostInAnomie]

1. Meh...

... Can't argue with the facts.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. What's your point?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Yeah, so? nt

[Wetzelbill]

30. you didn't even try to defend yourself

that's what I like about you haruka. Well, that and you enjoy beating people up and absorbing punches, much like myself. :)

[JohnKleeb]

4. Funny I thought I was a fish

[Placebo]

8. Don't get me started Kleeb!

Fish can't talk. :o

[JohnKleeb]

9. Ever heard of evolution or watched ren and stimpy

Muddy Mudskipper is my uncle.

[Placebo]

10. I Love You.

But not as much as I heart Ren & Stimpy. I wish that show would come back.

[JohnKleeb]

11. Me too it was my first favorite show

Perhaps we shall start a petition to bring it back.

[Placebo]

14. Muddy Mudskipper for US Senate from the great state of Connecticut!

:patriot: :patriot:

A True Progressive, With a Record of Progress

[JohnKleeb]

15. God Bless America

Yeah get Muddy a house in hell what's a city in Connecticut, ah yeah New Haven then he'll qualify as a Connecticut resident and can run. Then we can draft Stimpy for president.

[NMMNG]

5. Well, if he'd quit peeking in my bedroom

He wouldn't have to see. It's his own fault for being so curious. :shrug:

[khashka]

22. Buffy....

How come you let Jesus peek in your bedroom but not the rest of us? I call that playing favourites and it's not fair!

Khash.

[NMMNG]

24. I don't *let* him do anything

He's got some sort of magic goggles or something. :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

6. Well, that picture's not suggestive at all...

:eyes:

(Wow, I'm going to hell!)

[Deja Q]

12. Quite true. The one bowing down is facing the wrong direction.

:hide:


Looks like I'll be sitting close to you in hell... :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

17. Second circle man, second circle.

:toast:

[khashka]

20. My first thought too

In fact I was getting kinda turned on....

So I'll be in hell with you :)

Khash.

[ZombieNixon]

21. Welcome to the lusty second circle, khash!

:D :bounce:

[Name removed]

23. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[JohnKleeb]

25. it's actually his blood

Holy shit this guy must have been wasted 24/7

[khashka]

26. It's aways been a problem for me

As many people here know, I have cannibalism and blood fetishes... so the whole "communion, my body, my blood" thang didn't inspire spiritual feelings so much as "hmmm, potential boyfriend".

Now I really am going to hell :)

KHash.

[pokerfan]

33. Reminds me of the South Park

where Cartman forms a christian rock band to make money.

"I wanna get down on my knees, and start pleasin' Jesus.
I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

[Placebo]

34. ...

:rofl:

I remember that!

[pokerfan]

35. Found the "album cover" on Wiki

[IntravenousDemilo]

7. It's nice to be noticed.

No, really.

[Elidor]

13. You're DLC

You make the baby Jesus cry.

[Placebo]

16. You're netroots

More like netweeds

Might I suggest some....

:P

[951-Riverside]

18. I happen to think masturbation is a very healthy method of enjoying sex .

No glove, all love :D

[Placebo]

19. Is urinating on yourself in front of the Mexican president...

considered ""healthy""?""

Hmm?

:freak:

[Name removed]

27. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Wetzelbill]

31. it's on threads like this where I just look to see what you posted Khash

Because it's typically sick and twisted and I'm down with that. :)

[Robeson]

28. I take offense to the word "filthy"....

...x(

[Wetzelbill]

29. yeah, so says you and the restraining order.....

Oh the things I want to do with a falafel.. you don't even know. :)

[hfojvt]

32. my only questions would be

If Jesus knows what I do is that because He watches?

If He watches, isn't that a little bit demented?
What's worse - doing it, or watching somebody else do it?
I expect Jesus to give a guy a little privacy and watch a re-run of "Touched by an Angel" or something else. Same goes for when I am taking a dump, leak, or a shower. Kee-ripes, that kind of voyeurism is worse than the landlords or neighbors making peep-holes in the bathroom walls. Get a life, or a hobby or something.

[xchrom]

36. why do you think jesus loves me?

because i am a dirty, filthy, disgusting, revolting PERVERT!

[B Calm]

37. It's not my fault that god made me a titty freak!

[giant_robot]

38. ...Oh! I'm sorry. Did you say something?

I just heard something about big boobs and coconuts and got distracted. :P

[bridgit]

39. well yes, but as a practical matter the lights never go out with Jesus...

in the room O8)

[Call Me Wesley]

40. Locking.

<insert funny message here, I failed>



Tahnk you!

Call Me Wesley
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