Day job

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[Heidi]

1. I'll give you something to grimace about, young man.

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2. Sounds like you know how to make a grimace stick.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. Have they never heard of fuckin VELCRO???!

sew strip 3inches long back-to-back (one male, one female) and you have excellent "ties" for all those damn wires.

:D

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4. That's usin' the ol' noggin!

(That's using some apostrophes!)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. I can't claim credit...

an old tweaker friend from way back thought of it.

Too bad I can't remember his name...

Do ya think the patent is still open?

:rofl:

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7. Speaking of tweakers,

my new next-door neighbor just spent seven straight hours pressure washing the cinder-block/concrete foundation of his house.

Maybe he just enjoys that Rockstar energy drink.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

10. Or he doesn't know how to work a pressure washer....

should have taken no more than 3 hours, tops.

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13. With God, all things are possible.

[WCGreen]

6. Looks like a case of irritable router syndrome......

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8. Entropy was destiny.

[WCGreen]

9. You sir...

Are a philosopher King.....

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11. Can I borrow a buck for a pint o' wine?

[WCGreen]

12. Here's four....

get a half gallon...

It's gonna be a long night in Tortilla Flats....

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14. "You and me, brothers in the same dirty needle."

[WCGreen]

15. You always say the nicest things.....

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16. I know. I should go into sales.