Ladies, if you can't afford a push up bra......

[WCGreen]

I'd be happy to lend a hand.....

[barb162]

1. I am trying to think of a snappy reply

I don't really know if they are more expensive than regular bras

[WCGreen]

2. I can snap 'em too......

[barb162]

13. mmmmmmmmm

[WCGreen]

17. But not too hard....

Just enough....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Oh REALLY?

I'm sure you would! Might be a bit awkward, though!

Good thinking on your part....VERY inventive!

:rofl: :rofl: :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

4. Just can't keep a good man down, I suppose......

[RevCheesehead]

5. I replied in that other thread....

Good God, if I wore a push-up bra, I'd suffocate. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. No worries

There'd be a plethora of volunteers to resuscitate ya. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

12. Oooh!

Dr. Smoooooth is in the house tonite! :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. My shingle's always out

for you. :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

22. Oh no, don't say "shingles."

Someone might lock this as a sex thread. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

Oops!

Silly me!

[RevCheesehead]

29. You realize this means war, don't you?

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_video/fish.avi

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. I'll never get tired of that bit

Palin looks so... so silly. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

31. Personally, I love Cleese's response.

Bitch-slap to the nth degree, take no prisoners, nudge-nudge, eh?

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Oh, sure

Pull for the one with the biggest toys. :eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

33. It's not about size.

Well, not always. But in this case, it's how he wields it that counts.

[WCGreen]

8. One two three four......

Breathe......

[Deja Q]

7. Yeah, but they'd prefer it ala carte...

Do you have a convenient chainsaw handy? :rofl:

[WCGreen]

9. ala carte.....

ala wheel barrel....

I'll handle them all...

[KitchenWitch]

10. Are you sure you have the stamina?

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

11. I'll just crank the O2 up a notch or two.......

And I am sure I could keep UP with you......

[u4ic]

14. In a police uniform?

I might consider it...:dilemma:

[WCGreen]

16. Note to self.......

[genieroze]

15. You need two hands

[WCGreen]

18. The other one is lurking somewhere ....

[Deja Q]

19. You mean there are three hands?!

:wow:

How handy!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

20. Evolution.....

[u4ic]

23. DU outing!

WC Green is that Chinese baby!

[WCGreen]

24. Honorable gentlelady has blown my cover......

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. Was that the only thing?

I slay me.....:evilgrin: :rofl:

[u4ic]

28. That title doesn't apply to me

once you're in uniform...

[WCGreen]

37. Miss perp......

[khashka]

26. I know a few ladies who used duct tape

WCGreen is a better bet though. Much less painful and he's much cuter.

But I notice that he isn't offering a helping hand to those of us who can't afford a push up jockstrap. Sexist bastard.

:)

Khash.

[RevCheesehead]

27. Cuter than duct tape?

I dunno - they're both grey. (and grey is kinda sexy)

[WCGreen]

35. I don't mind holding them up....

But when they start to slip...

there in Lies the rub....

[uppityperson]

34. my favorite boobies picture

[951-Riverside]

38. Take a gander at these tits

[bridgit]

36. only one...

O8)

[Call Me Wesley]

39. Locking.

Don't you dare ...



Respectfully submitted,

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator