Idiot's Guide to Awesome Sex.......

[WCGreen]

Well, that was the book I saw at Barnes and Noble....

It's official....

Our culture has jumped the shark.....

[RevCheesehead]

1. I just have to ask....

Did you write it? Or read it? :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

5. They had stick figures and such inside......

Oh lord it was strange....

[RevCheesehead]

7. Hmmm....

How do you draw boobies on stick figures?
(I'm presuming that's the "and such" you are refering to.)

[WCGreen]

12. ( . ) ( . )

[RevCheesehead]

13. LMAO!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

15. Angel food......

[RevCheesehead]

18. Heavenly...

O8)O8)

[WCGreen]

22. Fluffy.......

Not stuffy.....

[RevCheesehead]

26. Creamy....

and dreamy. :)

[WCGreen]

27. Blush.....

That wasn't in the book.....

[RevCheesehead]

29. What about cupcakes?

Were there cupcakes in the book?
And was that the chapter written by Kitchen Witch?

[WCGreen]

31. Cold Northern nights....

Or how to shake the chill out of your bedroom....

Five easy lessons.....

[RevCheesehead]

35. Hey!

Are you calling me frigid? :spank:

[WCGreen]

36. Not you... Never......

And certainly not KW.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. Idiot's Guide to Awesome Sex.....WTF?

That is too much!

Good to see you.......:hug:

[WCGreen]

6. And you as well...

[Random_Australian]

3. IBTL!

[WCGreen]

9. At least it isn't about Kudzu....

LOL1!!!!

[Mutley]

4. It's too bad there is even a need for such a book.

:cry: :eyes:

[WCGreen]

11. I guess even idiots.......

Need relief.....

[Mutley]

23. If someone is that much of an idiot...

He's probably not going to read a book. :D

[WCGreen]

28. Yea, they'd be eyeball glued to Dr. Phill.......

[KitchenWitch]

8. But did you BUY it?

:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

10. I sent a copy, autographed.....

to you.....}(

[KitchenWitch]

17. I need no help in that area, thank you the fuck much!

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

21. Ahhh, like the good old days....

KW told me to fuck off......

[SeattleGirl]

14. Since I'm not an idiot, I have no need for such a book.

:P

[WCGreen]

16. Oh, so you came with an owner's manual.......

[SeattleGirl]

19. "Owner's Manual"???? Sir, you forget to whom you speak.

I cannot be "owned". :spank:

[WCGreen]

20. Silly...

You are the owner......

Everyone else is just there for the ride....


(I am SOOOOOO Bad!!!!)

[SeattleGirl]

24. You ARE bad!!!

:spank: :spank: :rofl:

[WCGreen]

25. IT's a tough job, Ma'am.....

But someone's gotta do it......

[Random_Australian]

30. So, you think you are "up to it", so to speak?

:evilgrin: Double entendres are awesome.

[WCGreen]

32. I never ever.....

Beat around the bush.....

[Random_Australian]

38. I heard it was good excersise, or perhaps that was something else,

but it involved something close enough to bush.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. I wrote the foreword to that!

:D

[WCGreen]

34. You would think the thing would be thin.....

but it is huge.....

[Starbucks Anarchist]

37. Are you talking about the book or me?

:popcorn:

[WCGreen]

41. If the "Fill in the Blank" Fits.......

[Deja Q]

39. Quite. It's an inherant thing. If you don't know how to do it,

you're the wrong orientation. :rofl:

And even then, a dating book is more apropos.

[WCGreen]

42. Instruct for those instintiveless.....

[Aristus]

40. Mmm. Awesome sex!

(.)(.)

( Y )


:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

43. Now the thread will get locked for sure....

[Dangerously Amused]

44. Gentlemen: There is only ONE rule for getting all the sex you ever desire.

Make certain your lady is always satisfied first. Every. Single. Time.


If you follow this simple rule you will never want for a sex partner, and your prowess as a lover will become legendary among women.



Why can't more guys figure this out?


=sigh=

[SeattleGirl]

45. You are SO right, DA!

On both counts: the rule, and about why more men can't figure that one out.

[Dangerously Amused]

46. Word, sista!

:highfive:


:7

[SeattleGirl]

47. Yeah!!!!!

Men could learn SO MUCH, if only they would listen to us wimmenfolk.

:highfive back atcha!:

[WCGreen]

48. That was easy enough.....

PErhaps.....

Explains why I am in such demand....

[jane_pippin]

49. "Here honey, I bought you a book"

:rofl:

[lizziegrace]

50. Great thread!

:popcorn:

[RetroLounge]

51. But who would have sex with an idiot?

RL

[Pithlet]

52. Locking.

Sex thread.