Gents: Do you own a push-up jock strap?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. tweak

as long as the push-up bra thread is still alive...

[Deja Q]

2. Nope. Don't need one.

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. I hope it's all natural...

Those silicon things are just too bizarre! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

5. ROTFL!!

100% natural. Corn-fed too. No silicone about! (I'm also organic, not mineral, so silicon doesn't help me... it might help Commander Data, and he's known to be "fully functional"... :eyes: :rofl: )

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Didn't Data have a fling with Yar?

[Deja Q]

11. Yup! And I think the Borg Queen got to him too...

She certainly was a tease... :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Condi got him too?

:evilgrin:

[BreweryYardRat]

21. self-delete

Too crude.

[Deja Q]

26. Damn!

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Awww....

:evilgrin:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. Off Topic. I've heard that if you're right-handed, you "dress to the left"

and if you're left-handed, you "dress to the right". Is this true?

[WCGreen]

6. Mine just wobble to and fro......

[Viva_La_Revolution]

7. Ahhh. you wear boxers...

Or you go Kamando. Don't bother explaining which. Please.

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. I'm not sure I follow you...

But then, while I've got a mineral collection, I'm not really up on jewels.

[Deja Q]

9. What if a person is ambidextrous?

:evilgrin:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

12. Ok. It's late, and the mods are asleep... so I will explain...

If men are Right-handed, they shift their "package" to the left of the zipper/seam when they get dressed. If Left-handed, it's the opposite. At least, that's what I've been told. :blush:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. That makes sense.

I'm glad I don't have to worry about bazoombahs getting caught in a zipper.

[Deja Q]

14. I thought it was about how we put on the 'raincoat'...

:blush:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. My god, to think that I have lived 62 years .......

without knowing this!

TMI!


:blush:


:hide:

[no name no slogan]

31. No, it is not

I'm right handed, and I dress to the right.

[Robeson]

15. I don't, but this guy does....

...nice to see you GoddessOfGuiness...:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Everything looks pushed-up in that outfit!

The collar makes his head look like it escaped from a candy box! :rofl:

Here's to you, Robeson! :toast:

[Deja Q]

18. "Candy"?

Don't you mean "Condi"?

:wow:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Did she do John Candy too?

:wow:

[u4ic]

20. Dick Cheney's truss?

:shrug:

and no, I don't own it. Nor am I a gent. :P

[Neshanic]

22. Yes, the kind that "lifts and separates".

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. ...

:rofl:
Does it have wings, too?

[billyskank]

23. That's not a jockstrap!! That's a codpiece!!!

:rofl:

[zanne]

24. My favorite line from "Seinfeld"....

When George has "shrinkage" and Elaine says "How do you guys walk around with those things"?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. Shows what I know about

masculine fripperies.

[xchrom]

25. i believe in push-up jock straps, push up speedoes{they have those}

push up briefs and push up jeans.

BUT i also believe you have to be hung like jeff stryker to wear them.

i mean LOOK at that pathetic package on bush!

no one should be allowed to advertise that little piece of business.

[swimboy]

27. You are correct, sir!

:thumbsup:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. I figured he just

raided the tissue box.

[xchrom]

38. lol -- oh god -- that was RUDE!

[YankeyMCC]

28. Push up!?

Sorry no inanimate objects are allowed to 'push' 'pull' or otherwise manipulate that piece of my anatomy. ;)

And animate objects can only do so with my permission and with great care. ;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. That shows great self-respect

You're obviously the kind of guy that girls would take home to meet Dad.

[Crazy Dave]

29. You meant inflatable right?

:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. LOL!

What a picture! :rofl: