"If it was JESUS, it was LOVE and not just sex"

[displacedtexan]

No, I didn't make this up. I found it on craigslist
this morning:

If it was JESUS, it was LOVE and not just sex
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Date: 2006-06-xx, 7:58PM EDT







You can bet Jesus didn't like the things said about Mary Magdalene after his demise! That's why something like this would pop up just when the Da Vinci Code came out- It's supposedly a coincidence but I call it a miracle and worth the asking price of one million dollars. Just look at the picture of the woodgrain on this cabinet and tell me you don't see the grail sign over the body of a woman? Not to mention the sun below it all!

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I know there's one born every minute, but there's probably not one who's also a millionaire born that often.

[kay1864]

1. A what? A GRRRRAILL?!?!?

[realisticphish]

6. Good idea, Lord!

OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!

[Misunderestimator]

2. All I see is a penis in that last one.

:shrug:

[progmom]

3. and on the Disney DVDs

:D

[Misunderestimator]

4. OMG... You're right!

:o

[progmom]

5. hide the children

[Misunderestimator]

7. I'm dazzled by the brilliance.

[sasquatch]

10. Is that you in the pic?

[Misunderestimator]

11. Nope

:rofl:

[displacedtexan]

12. How did I miss that?

Where? Show me.

[Misunderestimator]

14. At your service...

If you can see the torso and legs... maybe it's a nude jesus. :shrug:

[realisticphish]

8. methinks

someone's been smoking weed while looking at paneling again

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. It looks like a vagina making ripples underwater.

Hey, you asked. Oh, wait, no you didn't.

[displacedtexan]

13. Did you notice the DU ads at the bottom of this thread?

Interesting how the ads reflect the keywords in the
posts.