It's gonna be one of *those* days, isn't it?

[LaraMN]

I knocked a glass serving platter off the top of the kitchen cabinets, and it broke and sliced up the counter and my hand (quite superficially, at least). I went outside, and attempted to dump rain water out of a citronella candle and accidentally dumped the water down the front of my shirt and skirt. I'm all wet and I'm too lazy to change. Jack got into his poopy diaper and smeared poop on his face for the third time this week, and I think I have a cavity. My hair looks stupid, and the banana I was going to eat for breakfast was all mushy inside the peel. I was walking through the house, and a wall hit me in the shoulder really hard. And I have a bad earworm compliments of Nickelodeon. I need some cookie dough. :P :rofl:

[Bassic]

1. "Smeared poop on his face"

:rofl:

My kid (one month old tomorrow) keeps putting his feet in it when I change him as if to protest my annoying him :)

[LaraMN]

2. Augh! You really need about six hands to change a diaper.

Nature messed up that system.

[Bassic]

5. I hear the Chinese don't even bother.

The cut a hole in the kids bottom and let 'er rip. :D

That's a lot of messes to clean though.

[billyskank]

6. You need this person's help

She looks like she kicks ass, too. :)

[jane_pippin]

3. Oh, that's no fun.

Let's hope that's it for today. It's only 9 am for cryin' out loud!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. I was lost in Harlem at 7am.

Thanks mom...

:sarcasm:

[billyskank]

4. You klutz

:loveya:

Here, have a hug. :hug:

[LaraMN]

10. I AM a total klutz!

I have run into more objects this week! It looks like someone's abusing me- but I'm just an oaf.:D

[MissMillie]

8. A wall hit you in the shoulder?

Beware of those mean walls. They'll get you every time.

[LaraMN]

11. Yeah- and yesterday, my friend's coffee table punched me in the thigh.

I didn't tell my friend. I'm sure she already knows the hostile nature of her furniture.

[GalleryGod]

9. Cookie Dough! More like Xanax and and ice cold Stolle

Carrie understands, though.......

[LaraMN]

12. Hah! Yeah, it's just like that picture, too.

:rofl:

I do plan to have guests and crack out the beverages this evening (it's board game night). I just have to survive until then!

[dpbrown]

13. The ad at the bottom of this thread was "Pet Diapers"

:rofl: