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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:03 PM
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it was all going well until they spilled candle wax on my private parts
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:15 PM
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1. Pah - that's when the fun really begins.
:evilgrin:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:31 PM
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2. Did you ever find those clothespins?
:evilgrin:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:38 PM
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3. Got some sitting right here.
When can I expect you round? :evilgrin:
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:43 PM
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4. When I let him off the St. Johns Cross
:evilgrin:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:45 PM
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5. IBTL! How about this?


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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:45 PM
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6. In!



:bounce:



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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:50 PM
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7. Well, now that everyone is here . . .
:grouphug:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:56 PM
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8. We can gather our toys and rent a room...?



I get dibs on you first!


:7



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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:58 PM
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10. Ill rassel you for that honor
:evilgrin:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:12 PM
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15. Oooh. This'll be good.
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:20 PM
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17. !
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:21 PM
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19. wow, thats some quick developing and printing
:D
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:21 PM
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18. I want a ring-side seat to watch that one.
:evilgrin:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:35 PM
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25. OKAY!


:bounce:



Yeee-haw!! Jello or mud?





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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:38 PM
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26. it seems we have nutella, peach syrup and chocolate
:9
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:46 PM
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28. Oooohhhhh, even better!



I can't see where all three at once would be a bad thing... and for my part I shall bring some whipped cream and cherries to top it all of.






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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:56 PM
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29. TJ likes to find cherries and make them into tarts.
I read that somewhere once.
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:59 PM
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30. LMFAO
:rofl:

g-d did I need this thread today :loveya:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 02:10 PM
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31. I knew that. Why, TJ made me the woman I am today.






:7



(Sorry to spill the beans like that, TJ.)


:hi:


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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 02:33 PM
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33. The two of you are very persuasive.
A fact.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 02:38 PM
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35. I also like consume said pastries whilst reading
19th century Ecclesiastical literature.

Trolloppe and tarts go so wonderfully together.
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:25 PM
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22. I love it when a plan comes together!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:38 PM
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27. Why you little minx, you!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:57 PM
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9. Hey, am I late?
:7
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:03 PM
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11. Just in time
No one is to arrive prematurely.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:10 PM
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12. Cool. I brought some peach syrup and chocolate sauce.
Edited on Thu Jun-01-06 01:11 PM by ThomCat
Yum. :9

There are some things you can't do with wax.
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:12 PM
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14. always thinking, eh?
:D
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:13 PM
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16. Me? I'm innocent.
Edited on Thu Jun-01-06 01:20 PM by ThomCat
Really. Um... no, I guess I'm not. :blush:

Wow, This thread hasn't been locked.
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:22 PM
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20. That's why I brought a jar of Nutella.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:22 PM
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21. Really old bean.
Even by your standards that was pretty bad.

:evilgrin: :loveya:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:10 PM
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13. I hate when that happens

































not really :evilgrin:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:28 PM
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23. What's with all the food references?
Sounds like you are making a sundae bar!
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:35 PM
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24. Chocolate syrup, Nutella, a really old bean . . .
Yes, sundae bar, that's what we're up to. O8)










Still doesn't explain the clothespins. :think:
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retrospective66 Donating Member (168 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 02:18 PM
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32. Sue them !!!
:hide:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 02:35 PM
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34. Hey nothing hot near my giggle stick.
No thank you.
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