The Master Plan for the Roadmap to Peace of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wait til I tell Sharon about the great idea I had about putting in a reststop on my ol' Famous Roadmap to Peace, so if it seems to take a long way, everyone could stop and stretch the ol' legs & stuff. And how we'll put in all the bells and whistles, even add a circus and a ballpark and call it a Super-Dooper Rest Stop where people can bring the whole family and it will be a real popular place to go like the Mall of America. Wow. Then last night I dreamed up the clincher for Sharon. Yeah, we'll put in these big comfortable toilets for the 'hefty guys.' That ought get it! Wow."

[underpants]

1. Hi howyadoin' yes I am the only "President" so likely ...........

to have everything I do blow up in my face that a firetruck has to follow me around.

[Fenris]

2. W. is "reckonin'":

"Man, this is great. I get to see Uncle Ariel again and sit on his lap and have him talk to me in his weirdo Hebe-lish. I love that shit. It sounds like he's coughing up a mess o' phlegm when he says Missshter Bushhhh. Great guy, though. A little on the odorous side though. Smells like incense and road tar. Man, wait till I show Karl the yah-muk-ka I bought. I think ol' Sharon'll get a kick out of it. It's black and has "YAHWEH OR THE HIGHWAY" written in gold! Great stuff!"

[skip fox]

4. great stuff

you bet

[cosmicdot]

5. "YAHWEH OR THE HIGHWAY"

really good stuff

:bounce:

[rock]

3. Raise your right hand if you're truthful

[cosmicdot]

6. someone yells: look out! there's a fire truck behind you!!!!

W: yeah, right, I ain't falling for that one again

[myomy]

7. After all these years, I finally got to ride on a fire truck..

.

[skip fox]

8. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick: