Slow Ones = 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
bridgit
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Tue May-30-06 05:49 PM
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Slow Ones = 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It :-) 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It :-) :-) 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path x( 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It :-) 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! :thumbsup: 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids :-) 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick :-) 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese :shrug: 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses :-) 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko :-) 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk :-) 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite :-) 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck :-) 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef :spray: 15. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka 16. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag :-) 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat :-) 21. How Are a Kansas Tornado And an Alabama Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer :-)
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Tue May-30-06 05:54 PM
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These are the type of jokes I can my nephew or the little girl across the street. Kids love jokes.
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Tue May-30-06 05:57 PM
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2. cool, i'll post some more after my conference call @ 4:30-5...
hopfully not longer that 5 x( :hi:
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