Quick Ones = Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

[bridgit]

A: A cherry float :-)


Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A: Beat it-we're closed :-)


Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

A: To find a tight seal :-)


Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around :blush:


Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any :-)


Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?

A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand :-)


Q: What's the definition of macho?

A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy :spray:


Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A: Their balls are just for decoration :-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. I heard one of those differently

Q: What's the definition of macho?

A: A guy who puts on a condom with a torque wrench and takes it off with a pair of vise grips.

[bridgit]

3. E-yeow...

x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. IBTL!

I enjoyed it though.

[bridgit]

4. true enough...

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. Definitely IBTL!

:rofl::rofl:

[bridgit]

6. you should've seen the ones i edited out...

:rofl: i know CMW is antsy today

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. C'mon post the ones that were editted out in here.

If you know it's gonna get locked, do it right.

[bridgit]

9. the better part of valour shall we say, something about the content...

of monica's mouth vis-a-vis withholding evidence x( :thumbsdown:

[Sanity Claws]

8. I've bookmarked this thread

This is the first time I've bookmarked anything. I want to know whether this is the kind of thread that gets locked.

[terrya]

10. Locking

q - what's going to get locked?

a - a sex thread in the Lounge!