Baby Born With Third Arm

[Roon]

SHANGHAI, China -- Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a 2-month-old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm.

Neither of the boy's two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children's Medical Center.

His case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm," Chen said in a telephone interview.

[XNASA]

1. Wow! Somebody should buy him one of these.

[Blue-Jay]

9. One way trip to hell for you!

:rofl:

[XNASA]

11. I'll be in good company, I'm sure.

[dysfunctional press]

2. that kid better not have any future plans to date my daughter...

he could keep both hands on the wheel, and still cop a feel.

[sasquatch]

3. Call the third arm the "Thrashing arm"

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I'm thinking he oughta be a pitcher

He could start and relieve.




:hide:

[u4ic]

6. and scratch...

;-)

[LeftyMom]

5. Evolution responds to the internet

Two hands to type and one to...

[Catchawave]

13. LOL......

Bad LeftyMom, Bad....:D

[Saphire]

15. ding, ding ding! Your are a winner!

[Writer]

7. That's Jesus' little arm - don't touch it! It exists per intelligent...

design! See, a year ago, God decided to play with the DNA within the womb of this special child. So, getting to work, He decided, "Hell, why SHOULDN'T the children of God have a third arm?" So now, we are presented with this wonderful miracle of God's brilliance. Packed into a child's tiny little arm.

Halleluia!

[wallwriter]

20. His parents hate America.... n/t

[Tyrone Slothrop]

8. Maybe he just had it fitted to improve his ski-boxing skills n/t

[dysfunctional press]

10. china develops a generation of better assembly workers...

production quotas to rise 50% in coming years.

[El Fuego]

12. .

:spray:

[amitten]

14. They don't know WHICH arm to save??!?! Uh, how about the

one attached to the SHOULDER? Idiots!

[Aristus]

16. ZAPHOD!

That kid is gonna be one hell of a ski-boxer!

[rug]

17. Walmart is arming the Chinese.

[Deja Q]

18. Thanks for the pic...

No doubt it'll come in handy one day...

:hide:

[ghostsofgiants]

19. Quick, someone call Liu Kang before this kid gets out of hand!

[hyphenate]

21. Wave of the future

The next generation human being? Or mutant? Boy, the Christofascists will have a ball with this one!!

Seriously, sounds like one of those cases where a potential double embryo for twins was reabsorbed and a chimera was born.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Everybody wants to be Shiva

[Initech]

23. Man, I wish I had a third arm!

It'd make driving so much easier!

[HEyHEY]

24. They'd better not remove it before he's old enough to say it's okay

[Roon]

25. No doubt!!

I never thought of that before. I hope they do wait until he is old enough to make the choice himself