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Edited on Mon May-29-06 01:28 AM by CanuckAmok
I DID that, but the problem is this:
When buyers click on the pay via paypal option, their payment is sent to my alternate email address. Let's say it's "bloodyfuckingcocksuckingmotherfuckingpaypal@hotmail.com".
My primary email address, where I want the money to go, is, let's say "happyfunbunnieskittensandbabyducksdancingtogetherinthesunshine@loserlocalserver.com"
I can log onto my bloody fucking PayPal account with no bloody fucking problem, but when I go to the preferences section you so bloody fucking kindly assumed I was too adlepated to find, mybloodyfuckingself, it tells me that my bloody fucking password to enter that section is incorrect, and would I kindly bloody fucking change it.
Here's the kicker:
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY TO CHANGE THAT PASSWORD UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE PREFERENCES SECTION AND YOU CAN'T GET INTO BLOODY FUCKING THE PREFERENCES SECTION WITHOUT THE PASSWORD. THANK YOU, JOSEPH HELLER!!
And that creates yet another problem....
So I said "what the bloody fucking hell, I'll just create a new PayPal account with the bloodyfuckingcocksuckingmotherfuckingpaypal@hotmail.com address, and bloody fucking transfer the money to my primary bloody fucking paypal account." Simple, non?
Non.
I can't transfer money out of the bloodyfuckingcocksuckingmotherfuckingpaypal@hotmail.com account because I wasn't verified. Unless one is verified, one's transfer limit is "$0.00".
How to get verified? It's bloody fucking easy!
All one has to do is enter one's bloody fucking credit card info on the verification screen, and ala-bloody fucking-kazam, one is verified.
UN-BLOODY FUCKING-LESS one has already used one's credit card to verify his primary account. If one has done that, one is fucked with a sharpened broom handle, because my "pal" at bloody bloody fucking fucking Paypal doesn't accept the same credit card info on more than one account.
So, the long and the short of it is this:
I have $50 in a PayPal account, and I may never be able to get to it. Furthermore, I have about 40 items up for bloody fucking auction at the moment, and the only way I can ensure the winner of each item sends the payment to happyfunbunnieskittensandbabyducksdancingtogetherinthesunshine@loserlocalserver.com is by contacting them as soon as possible after the bloody fucking auction ends, instructing bloody fucking them to send the payment to happyfunbunnieskittensandbabyducksdancingtogetherinthesunshine@loserlocalserver.com, NOT bloodyfuckingcocksuckingmotherfuckingpaypal@hotmail.com and hope they check their email before sending the payment.
So, in a nutshell, what the fuck?
Footnote: Hey NSA/DHS/CIA guys who are no doubt reading this email, you can stop looking for Al Qaeda money being laundered through PayPal, because it's TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED FOR ANYONE WITHOUT AN M.I.T. MATHEMATICS DEGREE TO RUN MONEY THROUGH BLOODY FUCKING PAYPAL. IT WOULD BE EASIER TO ORGANISE A MANNED MISSION TO PLUTO, HAVE THE ASTRONAUTS SET UP A PLUTONIAN CHAIN OF CREDIT UNIONS WHICH EXPLOIT PLUTO'S FAMOUSLY SECRETIVE AND LAX BANKING BLOODY FUCKING LAWS, THEN ARRANGE FOR BLOODY FUCKING OSAMA BIN LADEN TO RIDE A BLOODY FUCKING UNICYCLE TO PLUTO TO MAKE SOME DEPOSITS, THEN HAVING A SUICIDE BOMBER TO-BE SKATE TO PLUTO ON A PAIR OF MAGIC BLOODY FUCKING ROLLERBLADES TO WITHDRAW THE FUNDS. Try looking inside some bloody fucking camels, instead. What's with the humps--don't they look like they're hiding something (like perhaps a big bag of hundred dollar bills) in there? FUCK, FELLAS, DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A DIAGRAM?
on edit: You should see the veins in my bloody fucking neck right about now.
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