It's lovely weather for a CAPTION!

[Fenris]

"And another thing, would it be too much to ask of men to keep it up a little longer in bed? You may have thought Bob Dole lost in '96, but I tell you, he's standing right next to me. Am I right ladies?"

[Bertha Venation]

1. no need to caption -- you win!

[Fenris]

4. Thanks!

:toast::hi:

[pdx_prog]

11. Is Bush

doing his Chevy Chase imitation?

[Systematic Chaos]

2. That's gonna be a hard one to top, fenris

LOL

[Fenris]

5. Thanks!

:toast::hi:

[underpants]

3. If any of you see George touching the lights you need to let me know

George knows he's not supposed to do that...don't you George.

[underpants]

6. Well we might only have one more Christmas here so....

:bounce:

[underpants]

7. As a lifelong reader ....I was reading the August 6th security briefing...

:bounce:

[underpants]

8. Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go

:evilgrin:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

9. how about

"I just informed Georgie that there is no Santa Claus, so please take it easy on him today, he's. . . a little upset."

[pdx_prog]

10. Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Ehhhh, Macarena

[amandae]

12. Shrub: "Shit ... what was that last word she just used? ...

multi- ... multila- ... multilateral?? What the hell does that mean??"

;-)

[cosmicdot]

13. Our "you better have a happy holiday" backdrop hasn't arrived yet ...

... so, before bushie forgets his line, "thank you for coming", let me turn the mic over to him ...

[cosmicdot]

14. Oh, from what I understand, I should expect some priceless relics

and antiquities from the B.C. period ... Foley's must have added a new department ...

[JAbuchan08]

15. "I have to apologize for my husband

while we're both conservative, I must confess that he's an idiot."

GW: "I must have forgotten to drug her cereal. Hopefully no-one notices that her eyes aren't glazed over, and I can just say she forgot her medication."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. * praying: Dear Lord, if you love me, as I know you do, cause

Johnny Law told me so, please strike her dead.... riiiighhht NOW!

[Blade]

17. "I gotta stop..

taking that damn Viagra so early!"