No wonder the Freepers though Colbert was real.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

This is a serious post over there

In 25 years here's where we'll be...

* The US gov't will only be a figurehead state. All actual gov't decisions will be made by the UN.

* The USA will be nothing more than a 'satellite economic zone' of the EU.

* Our borders will be patrolled by Mexico in a bid to save money by outsourcing.

* The military will consist of 3 guys in blue helmets, all gay.

* Our police will not carry guns, but will have direct numbers to grief counselors.

God help us all.

12 posted on 05/19/2006 2:25:23 PM PDT by navyguy

In a way, I hope this is one of us fucking around. It's scary to think that guy's for real.

[DS1]

1. For the most, part, that will all come true

and it'll be thanks to Bush ;-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. I like that the army will be three gay guys in blue helmets.

Sounds more like Bush's "secret service" fantasy.

[riona]

2. The border

Are people trying to get in or get out?
:crazy:

[NewJeffCT]

4. It will be like "The Day After Tomorrow"

The Mexicans want to keep us out!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I got scared when I heard Bush wants to militarize the Canadian border.

That's to keep us in. The Canadians sure as hell aren't trying to sneak in.

:tinfoilhat: