I'll be damned

[reyd reid reed]

If the kudzu thread hits 1000 before I do...

[Heidi]

1. You better get crackin', missy!

:rofl:

Hi, rrr! :hi:

[reyd reid reed]

3. Yup

Yeeee HAW!

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Kudzu thread?

What kudzu thread? :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

4. Beats me...

And it better not

Or I'll....

I'll.....

It does NOT want to mess with me tonight.

Have weed whacker...WILL trim.

Muahahahahahahahahaha!!

[Haole Girl]

5. Are you going to try to kill Kudzu again?

I think a few people have already tried that! :rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

6. Oh, I've got a sure-fire way to kill it...

Fire won't do it. Poisons won't. Knives and mowers and power tools won't. Threats and intimidation won't. Hell, I don't even think that the Evil Mom Glare would do it...

"Hide thread," on the other hand....

But not 'til I hit that 1,000th post.

Then I'll celebrate -- by hiding the thread.

[reyd reid reed]

7. Ha!

Only ten more to go...

It can't beat ME!

[WCGreen]

8. Not Likely.....

[reyd reid reed]

9. Eight now.

Usually you can't shut me up. I should've had this a half hour ago, sheesh.

I'm slippin' in my old age...

But...I'll still beat it. I wanna hide that sucker!

[Arugula Latte]

10. I'm off to post on the Kudzu thread ...

:yoiks:

[reyd reid reed]

11. You realize that I'm going to be forced to thrash you for that...

:spank:

[Arugula Latte]

13. You may thrash me, but just don't thresh me.

You thresh wheat, not kudzu ...

[reyd reid reed]

15. Threshing wouldn't do the trick anyway...

There's only one way to deal with kudzu...

[swag]

12. "Well, well, well

I'll be damned
Let me tell ya who I am
I am the capital L-Y-T-E
and it's shockin'
I'm the one you're mockin'

yes

I'll be watchin' you watchin' me
and it's plain to see
like the fat on your back that you're a wanna-be
so stop livin' with what you're not
and start givin' with what you got

kick kick kick kick kick kick
kick this one here for me and my deejay

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Let's go!

You can do it tonight!

I want to help! Talk to me!

:yourock:

[reyd reid reed]

17. California Peggy, to the rescue...

Champion to the downtrodden...

Stomper of kudzu...

Here she comes to save the day!!!!

:woohoo:

[swag]

16. Happy 1000 posts. Keep going.

It's good to see you around.

[reyd reid reed]

18. Quitting now would be...

Well....quitting.

Ain't gonna happen. That thread disappears.

Tonight.

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. C'mon! NO time to waste!

ONLY a few more!

Talk to me! How about you tell me some silly thing about yourself?

:pals:

[reyd reid reed]

20. Hmmmmm...silly?

How's this for silly: I'm at work and I've been finished for over an hour...yet here I sit.

Heh..silly by request is tougher than I expected it to be...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. ok.....that will work!

NOW, tell me what sort of work you do?

:shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

23. Heh...you, Peggy, are a doll...

I'm an agate clerk. In short, you know when you look at the sports section and turn to the scoreboard page? Or look for the box scores from yesterday's game...or to see where Tiger placed in the last round of whatever tournament he's playing in...

That's what I do.

From August until May, I do it mostly for high schools. Stats and standings and summaries and box scores. And I love it.

:hug:

[Nailzberg]

22. Knock Knock...

(just trying to get you there)

[reyd reid reed]

24. Who's there?

(something tells me I should be afraid...)

[Nailzberg]

25. Shit, my joke was based on you having 997, but you're at 999 now

Oh well. I was gonna say "Juan", which would have put you at 998, you'd say Juan Who (999) and then I'd say Juan more post to one-thousand!

Oh well, sure you'll manage.

[reyd reid reed]

26. Ta daaaaaaaaa

Whew...I'm spent.

AND...I shall celebrate by eliminating thatwhichshallnotbenamed.

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[Nailzberg]

27. I've never seen woohoo smilies before.

Congrats on 1K. ANd you beat the Kudzu thread, so bonus. Now I can go to bed a more fulfilled DUer tonight for having a tiny part in this.

[reyd reid reed]

29. And your assistance was MUCH appreciated...

:loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. Congrats!

I'm so glad I was able to provide you with a bit of help to get you there!

:party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :party:

[reyd reid reed]

30. Peggy, you're the best...

You picked my up by the bootstraps and pushed me on...

:hug::hug::pals::pals::pals::hug::hug:

:loveya:

Youse da bestest!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. I LOVE to see my friends make their goals!

Congrats again, sweetie! :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Welcome to the club, girl

I knew it was only a matter of time. :hug:









Since you hardly ever stop talking.

:hide:

[reyd reid reed]

32. C'mere, you....

:spank::spank::spank::spank:

Sheesh....

you can run but you can't hide....


Thanks, darlin'

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Even if I *could* hide

you'd know where to find me. :scared:

[reyd reid reed]

36. Now,

would I do that?

Me?

O8)

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. You've done it before

Gimme one good reason to trust you.

[reyd reid reed]

39. Well, because

because...

because I Said so, that's why.




heh...I always said you was a smart fella

[Random_Australian]

35. You'll be damned anyway from taking devil-bribes (voting dem) according

to the fundies. So if you believe Falwell speaks for God, be afraid. If not, have a laugh, a beer, and pull up a seat.

Welcome to the 1000+ club.

[reyd reid reed]

38. Heh...if I listened

to the fundies, I'd have been damned a looooooong time ago. And for a helluva lot more than just voting dem.

I'm Evil. The very epitome of all that's wrong with the world. Heh...yeah....riiiiiight...if that's what floats their boat...

I've got other boats to float, m'self..

:toast: