"Blaine's Destiny" - Episode 3.

[LaraMN]

Blaine must save the president's daughter- but will he escape the jungle with his life?


Blaine is summoned to the bedside of the president's daughter. She is stricken with a devastating STD, Teletinitis. Even through her yellow quarantine suit, Blaine notes her bloated visage. The only cure lies in the exceedingly rare yellow "Majoris Lawnpestis" flower, and Blaine is the only one who can retrieve a specimen from the unwieldy BaqueYarde Jungle.




Blaine expertly navigates the valley of boulders unscathed, but ahead, danger waits...




Eleven sweat-soaked miles through the wild terrain, he encounters a giant green jungle eel!




It springs forth, intent to ravage Blaine's expensive cosmetic surgery work...




He escapes suddenly and camouflages himself as an oppossum in a nearby tree, knowing the eel will be unable to discern him.




The eel confused, Blaine pulls his Magnum-3800 from his back pocket, aims, and fells the beast.




Hours later, he finds it: the Majoris Lawnpestis! The president's daughter is safe, as is Blaine.




But somewhere in a basement laboratory, a mutated foe lies in wait for Blaine's return. Will Blaine be a match for "the Decider"?




Tune in next week for episode four of "Blaine's Destiny."

[ZombieNixon]

1. Oh. My. GAWD!

:rofl:

You just made my day! :yourock:

[LaraMN]

6. Yay!

Always happy to contribute to your retreat from the doldrums!:D

[miss_american_pie]

2. Oh my word

:rofl:

I'm so glad you have some free time.

[LaraMN]

7. Too much time, I think...

not that there aren't things I *should* be doing...:P

[miss_american_pie]

10. Like making cheesecake?

Taking bubblebaths? Eating bonbons? :P

[LaraMN]

12. Yeah, and shoveling out the den.

I can't believe how fast my house gets crapped up, but I have cramps, so I'm refusing to do anything productive.:D

[miss_american_pie]

13. You don't want to see our playroom

I refuse to touch it while the kids are awake.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

3. I love these!

[LaraMN]

8. Good!

I have fun doing them!

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Where's the smilie for "hardest I've ever laughed in my life"?

Oh, I guess this will do.

:rofl:


Lara, you've outdone yourself. Bravo!

:applause:


And thank you!

[LaraMN]

9. I'm happy to humor you!

:bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Ha! Join the crowd.

I think a lot of people humor me. Eh - maybe "tolerate" is a better word.


:7

[Cathyclysmic]

5. Brava!

Thank You

:applause:

[LaraMN]

11. You're very welcome!

JackMN was NOT pleased with posing for the last picture. Poor kid. :o

[swimboy]

14. Blaine is the shit!

:applause: :loveya: :applause:

Thanks, LaraMN!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Omigod, my dear Lara!

You just keep on getting better and better!

Too funny, sweetie!

Can't wait for the next episode...... :rofl:

:loveya: :hug:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. Excellent work.

I'm looking forward to the next episode.

[tigereye]

17. very cool!

reminds me of some friend's film school projects. ;)

cute dino at the end, too.

[gmoney]

18. Clever AND beautiful...

and liberal to boot! (I mean that part about the boot, too.)


Thanks for the ongoing saga...