will you come clean my kitchen?

[joneschick]

I just want to be lazy and watch tv. I'll leave the back door open, help yourself to the leftovers.

[trof]

1. We usually just call the fire department.

"Come on over and hose the place out."

Hey, our taxes pay their salaries.
;-)

[joneschick]

3. I soooooo hadn't thought of that!

that would take care of the floor too. You're brilliant. Do you call 911 or just call the non-emergency number? I've got the phone next to me, this could work out well. thanx!!!

[trof]

4. The non-emergency number.

Then they don't use the bells and sirens when they pull up to your house.
No sense cluing the neighbors in.
You can ask them to turn off the flashing lights in the driveway too.

[joneschick]

5. this is soooo cool.

It's going to be clean under my fridge! Oh, and I could open the fridge.........

[MissB]

2. No.