"Hope I'm not eating rear end!"

[flvegan]

Budlight presents Real Men of Genius
Today, we salute you, Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor

How do you improve on a meat that is breaded, buttered, double fried and dipped in Bleu cheese dressing?
Remove the only part that doesn't contain fat
(Don't need no stinkin' bone)

Gone now is the race to eat the drumsticks first, leaving the wings for the other poor suckers
(Hands off my drummies!)

Is it leg? Is it Wing? Is it rear end? Now every chunk is as identical as it is undistinguishable
(Hope I'm not eating rear end!)

So crack open a bud light Boneless wing mastermind, because we don't have a bone to pick with you
(Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor)
:rofl: :rofl:

Okay, so I hate Bud, Bud Light or any of the other Buds. However, this "Real men of Genius" marketing scheme is by far, the funniest I've heard in a long, long time.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Now that is good!

Buffalo chicken butt. Mmm mmm good.
:spray:

On edit: makes Buffalo seitan sound like a prudent alternative.

[Deja Q]

2. Hmmm, the closest thing to buffalo chicken anus is chitlins...

But how much further down do they really want to go? :rofl:

[deadparrot]

3. The Real American Heroes and Real Men of Genius ads are amazing.

I crank up the stereo every time they come on.

[flvegan]

4. The new "Hot Dog Eating Contestant" cracks me up, too

Truly, an ad campaign for the ages.

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Ooh! Ooh! Where can I sign up?!

[flvegan]

6. To eat hot dogs?

Or to laugh at commercials?

Or to...no, not gonna go there.

[Dangerously Amused]

9. To eat hot dogs, of course!

I've been practicing with footlongs and I'm really good at it now!


:7

[flvegan]

11. Yikes.

Foot longs? But...the biting. Besides, second place to a hot dog sucks. I'm just sayin...

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Biting? What biting?

I just take 'em whole.


:7

[flvegan]

16. !

F'ing naughty.

Still, taking a footlong whole leaves me feeling a little short. Sort of like a mobile home. My doublewide might have the girth to a superlong.

Just saying...

[Dangerously Amused]

17. Can I be the Queen of your doublewide?

:7

[flvegan]

18. You should try it out before

you decide on such a thing.

[Dangerously Amused]

19. No need. The decision is made.

I know exactly what I want.

[flvegan]

20. And that is?

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Hahaha, hilarious.

Beer commercials are usually pretty funny, I've noticed.

[Mutley]

8. It's much funnier in print than on the radio.

:P

[sakabatou]

10. I prefer Real Otaku Heroes

Mr. Unwashed Convention Attendee
Narrator: Pocari Sweat presents, Real Otaku Heroes.
Singer: Real Otaku Heroes!
Narrator: Today we salute you, Mr. Unwashed Convention Attendee.
Singer: Mr. Unwashed Convention Attendee.
Narrator: You prove your dedication to anime by going from event to event, day after day, never once taking a bath.
Singer: You need a bath now!
Narrator: Throngs of people clear the way to avoid your aroma, hoping that they don't have to sit next to you during the masquerade.
Singer: I need to sit somewhere!
Narrator: Without you, everyone would have to settle with the sight of a three-hundred pound man wearing a sailor fuku designed for a 14 year old girl.
Chorus: That’s not Sailor Moon!
Narrator: So crack open an ice cold Pocari Sweat, sultan of smell. You get the best deals because nobody is crowding you at your favorite vendor.
Singer: Mr. Unwashed Convention Attendee.
Narrator: Pocari Sweat, Otsuka Pharmaceutical, Tokyo, Japan

http://realotakuheroes.com/songs/roh_unwashed.mp3

[GOPisEvil]

12. The singer is the singer from Survivor.

But you're right, those are a hilarious series of ads.

[flvegan]

13. No f'ing way!

The dude from Survivor? No way! *shove, Elaine style*

[GOPisEvil]

15. Way!

David Bickler it is.