A Rachel Ray meltdown

[KurtNYC]

Would go something like this:

"Hi I'm Rachel Ray on TFN, the Food Network. I'm going to make another of my TMMs, 30 minute meals, but I thought I would try something different today. I took LSD, lysergic acid diethelymide and I am really starting to fry so look out world!

Get out a GB, garbage bowl, and some EVOO, extra virgin olive oil. Next we need some BCCs, baby cut carrots, and some OBS, organic baby spinach. My mother used to make this back when JFK, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, was president. He started NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Agency...(losing her place)... you know what's a good song? That one from "Hair" that goes: LBJ, Lyndon Buford Johnson, took the IRT, interborough rapid transit, down to 4th street USA, United States of..."

{obvious edit}

"okay back to the cooking... we are gonna make some RGF, really good food but could someone crank up the AC air conditioning it is getting WTDH, way too danged hot in here. Put the BCCs and the OBS into the GB, drizzle with EVOO and Mmmmmmmm, delish! As always my cooking is yum-oh. See you next time on TMM!

{outro music begins: "...R. E. S. P. E. C. T., find out what that means to me..." -- Rachel looks perplexed as she tries to work out what that would be if it were an acronym}

[Hissyspit]

1. She would break one of her fingers gesturing, too.

Or poke a crew member in the eye.

[Goblinmonger]

2. Honestly,

I think she's hot. What can I say.

Though your bit was funny. I hate her acronyms. But not her "acronyms," if you know what I mean.

[Shakespeare]

3. !!!

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This is my favorite post of the day! Very well done.