I feel disappointed, cheated, and deeply unsatisfied.

[LaraMN]

I just spent the last fifteen minutes combing through a large tub of cookie dough ice cream, trying to find cookie dough blobs (I don't like the ice cream, itself.) Despite the container's claims of "loads of dough," my efforts yielded about a dozen pathetic little turds of cookie dough. That is hardly a "load"! I am a disgruntled consumer, and I will have my revenge. F-you, Breyers! F. YOU. !

[Hugin]

1. Why don't you just buy the packages of cookie dough?

Huh?

[Mutley]

3. Jinx.

:D

[Hugin]

6. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9. You owe me a coke!

Ever played that game?

[Mutley]

9. Yeah

but the way I played it you would owe me a coke 'cause I said jinx first.

[Hugin]

13. Well, we played where you had to count first!

Then say jinx!

[Mutley]

19. Ahh.

Who is right?

[Hugin]

21. Better do Rock.Paper.Scissors!

ROCK!

[Mutley]

22. It doesn't work when I can see what you did before I do mine.

PAPER! I win!!! BWAHAHAHAH!

[Hugin]

24. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100...

What is it?

[Mutley]

26. 37

[Hugin]

29. Wrong!

I wasn't thinking of 37... :P

[Mutley]

31. What were you thinking of, then?

:cry:

:D

[Hugin]

32. 42...

It was too obvious.

[Mutley]

35. Ah. I can be so slow sometimes.

:D

[Hugin]

41. It's okay.

I might've been fibbing... Maybe, just, maybe it was 37.

I'll have to check my notes.

[Mutley]

43. I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!

:o

[Hugin]

45. SCISSORS!

Ha!

Bet you didn't see that one coming!

[Mutley]

No. No I didn't

ROCK!

Heehee! :P

[Hugin]

54. PAPER!

Hmm... This could go on all day.

:/

[Mutley]

55. It could.

Maybe we should call a draw.

[Hugin]

58. What are we going to draw?

Who judges?

Color or B/W?

[Mutley]

59. I can't draw very well sooo

I don't know.

[LaraMN]

7. It doesn't taste the same!

;(

[Hugin]

11. Then soak it in cream...

Whining whine whiner!

[LaraMN]

14. I will NOT!

The frozen snack food industry must bow to my demands!

[Hugin]

16. I'll let them know.

LOL!

[riona]

8. And ruin the challenge?

[Mutley]

2. Wouldn't be easier to buy pre-made cookie dough

and eat that instead of the icecream? :P

[Hugin]

Hey you!

Get thee off my brain waves!

;)

[Mutley]

5. Maybe you're on my brainwaves.

:P

[Hugin]

12. Hmm... Could be!

Maybe I need to recalibrate my head gear.

:tinhat:

[Mutley]

15. I got this website from billyskank. Sounds like you need it.

http://www.zapatopi.net/mindguard/

:rofl:

[Hugin]

27. Thanks!

Yup, these do-it-yerself hats are never as good as the store bought
brands.

:tinfoilhat:

[asthmaticeog]

4. Fuck Breyers, spring for the Ben & Jerry's.

Also, what prag said.

[johnnie]

10. That would cause shrinkage

I would think. :shrug:

[jpgray]

18. Took me a minute

:dunce:

(to understand the joke, I mean)

[johnnie]

23. Yeah

It was sort of weak. Lol

[DS1]

17. Goddamn gold-digger

You're the type who fishes for all the good stuff, and leaves everyone else crap. I'll bet you take the fried skin of KFC when people bring it to parties, and put back the chicken

[LaraMN]

20. You couldn't pay me to eat KFC chicken.

I don't eat meat that's on a bone.

1...2...3...4...

[swimboy]

44. You don't want the Lucky Charms (tm) when she's done with them.

BTW, I heard you blew a dick


joke.


:hide:

[DS1]

25. sometimes the meat IS the

oh nevermind

[LaraMN]

33. DS1!

You so completely half-assed that. I expected much better. Now I'm doubly disappointed.

[DS1]

36. Damn, I totally blew a dick joke

howz that for a recovery? :D

[LaraMN]

39. Pretty short, but I guess I'll have to take it.

:P

[DS1]

53. I must be thick

I don't get it :D

[BikeWriter]

28. Poor Lara!

:cry:

[LaraMN]

34. Thanks, I'm working through my feelings

by way of a large, yummy salad with lots of freshly grated parmesan cheese! :thumbsup:

[BikeWriter]

56. Mmm, that sounds good. I'm getting hungry for fresh spinach...

and bacon flavored salad dressing.

[billyskank]

30. I will arrange an ass-kicking immediately

:hi:

[LaraMN]

37. Yay!

I knew you'd rectify the situation! Thanks, Billy!:hi:

[billyskank]

40. Anything for you, Lara

:loveya:

[swimboy]

38. Fuck 'em all to South Hades, but before you leave them in the dust

call the 800 number and complain and don't hang up until you have a coupon for 12 more little sorry-ass cookie dough turds.

Take down The Man!

:grr:

[LaraMN]

42. Yeah! Power to the People!

Maybe I'll picket their offices with a sign reading, "Breyer's- our ice cream is made from hamster semen".
I think that would be a very effective tactic.

[skygazer]

46. Those bastards!

We should arrange for a boycott, picket their main office, festoon them with leaflets. Hell, we should have a forum devoted to this outrage! :grr:

[LaraMN]

48. A forum? We do! It's called "GD",

but no one will follow the rules!

[skygazer]

52. Well, they're bastards, too!

Damn it, what is wrong with the world today? :grr: :nuke: :grr:

[Hugin]

49. Seconded!

This shall not stand!

K&R

:mad:

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. 'Tis your penance

for skipping out on your Minnesota DU comrades tomorrow.

[LaraMN]

50. GASP!

I will HAVE YOU KNOW that...well...yeah...I don't get to go to the meetup.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. Your disappointment pales

in comparison to my own.

I was looking forward to more LaraMN pics.

[LaraMN]

57. Well those are easily obtained!

I'll bring my camera with when I go out with my friends this weekend. Although I'll probably be drunk, so they'll likely be pics of me dancing by myself.:silly:

[Oeditpus Rex]

60. Well, see...

I was really looking forward to a pic of you and Kitchy — 12 feet of liberal chick stuff.

It ain't exactly a hop, skip and jump from you to the Twin Cities, though, is it?

[Deja Q]

61. I ate 11 servings of Special K with those dried strawberries last night

1210 calories and Lord knows how many carbs and sugar...

[cobalt1999]

62. okay, here is the solution, but it's expensive...

www.graeters.com

They'll ship it overnight in dry ice, but I must warn you, you'll NEVER be satisfied with another ice cream again. I get my wife 6 pints once a year on her birthday.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

63. Ben and Jerry's is the way to go...

Or Blue Bell. Breyers is wanna be ice cream. And added bonus: Ben and Jerry's is BLUE!
Duckie