You know what's really difficult to do?

[ZombieNixon]

Lift weights with your left hand and post on DU with your right.

Wow. That was exhausting. It took me like five minutes to type that one sentence. Thank God I didn't switch hands. It might have been days! :crazy:

[HEyHEY]

1. "Lift weights" - is that what they call it now?

[ZombieNixon]

3. No, they call *that* "jacking the hammer.'

And the left hand is very ineffective at *that*. :hide:

[mduffy31]

15. I like to call that the...

...stranger or the virgin with the left hand.

:hide:

[TimeChaser]

2. I have mastered the ability to type while talking on the phone!

:P

[Roland99]

4. Bluetooth headset FTW!

[TimeChaser]

6. Feh, that's for cheaters

[ZombieNixon]

5. Pah. I've mastered the ability to type and talk on the phone

TO MY PARENTS WHILE DRUNK!!!! :woohoo: :bounce:

[TimeChaser]

7. ... You win...

[ZombieNixon]

8. And they still think I'm a straightedge virgin!

I am teh master!! :bounce:

[Neoma]

9. I should try that.

My weight is here somewhere...

[ZombieNixon]

10. I've been lifting off and on for the past 8 hours or so.

I'm getting pretty sore by now, but I like the feeling. Hurts so good. :D

[Neoma]

11. I know what you mean.

It's another way to be emo.

[ZombieNixon]

12. Pah. Emo.

:puke:

But...a good stretch and a shower after a good woorkout...orgasmic...well...semi-orgasmic. :)

[Neoma]

13. The only orgasmic thing about is.

Looking at muscles you knew wasn't there before.

[ZombieNixon]

14. Yes, that's a lot of fun.

:)