Question for Jesus..Do christians get on your nerves?

[Guava Jelly]

I mean think of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.
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[Dangerously Amused]

1. Jaysus gets pissed:

Alas alas for you
Lawyers and pharisees
Hypocrits that you be
Searching for souls and fools to forsake them
You travel the land you scour the sea
After you've got your converts you make them
Twice as fit for Hell
As you are yourselves!

Alas, alas for you
Lawyers and pharisees
Hypocrits that you are
Sure that the kingdom of Heaven awaits you
You will not venture half so far
Other men who might enter the gates you
Keep from passing through
Drag them down with you!
You snakes, you viper's brood
You cannot escape being Devil's food!

I send you prophets, I send you preachers
Sages and rages and ages of teachers
Nothing can bar your mood

Alas, alas for you
Lawyers and pharisees
Hypocrits to a man
Sons of the dogs who murdered the prophets
Finishing off what your fathers began
You don't have time to scorn and to scoff
It's getting very late!
Vengence doesn't wait!
You snakes, you viper's brood
You cannot escape being Devil's food!

I send you prophets, I send you preachers
Sages and rages and ages of teachers
Nothing can bar your mood!
Blind guides, blind fools
The blood you spilt
On you will fall
This nation, this generation
Will bear the guilt of it all!

Alas, alas alas for you!

Blind fools!!

[Maccagirl]

2. Yes, sayeth the Deity

I believe He's going to sue for malpractice and defamation shortly.