How often do you have gas?

[TXlib]

[amandae]

1. #1 reminds me of Howie Mandell

"Everybody out! She's gonna blow!"

hehe :D

[underpants]

2. I try to keep it on the hour-ironically I JUST finished a bowl of chili

I answered the elevator response but I only do that if I am the only one in there. I only wish that I could see the face of the next person on there.

[Blade]

3. heh..

i have gas several times a day.

[VelmaD]

4. God you are...

a weird motherfucker. :eyes:

[TXlib]

6. You're just jealous

Feel free to bask in my weirdness.

[VelmaD]

10. Whatever

:eyes:

:-)

[Loonman]

5. No need to sneak, just lift a cheek

;)

[DoNotRefill]

7. Depends on the situation....

but it's one of the reasons I smoke....to give me a viable excuse to go outside and let them rip.

I very rarely flatulate in public when around people.

[bif]

8. Couple nights a week the sheets are awhistling!

But they don't smell. Honest!

[Blade]

9. I just ripped a good one...

whooooooooooooooooooooo....shouldn't have had that garlic bread w/ supper last night.....:nuke:..........stinky.........

[sleipnir]

11. At a $1.86 a gallon, not too often...my car isn't going very far...

;)

[GemMom]

12. Good grief!

Where is it that you're paying that much a gallon? In Cook County, gasoline is around $1.69 a gallon, but if I visit any of the collar counties, I can buy it for $.20 a gallon cheaper!

[corarose]

13. Gastric Bypass Surgery's well

The name Gastric might tell you something.

Let's say very often so I have to walk fast so someone else can take the blame. I also bring matches along just in case.

[Red State Rebel]

14. You forgot one...I'm a lady and ladies don't do that....