Why does my head hurt?

[otherlander]

?????????????

[Blue-Jay]

1. Did someone sneak up on you wielding a frying pan?

[otherlander]

4. Not that I know of...

[DrDebug]

2. Because it's working

Functioning heads hurt. Just ask * because his head hasn't hurt for ages.

[otherlander]

5. That could be it...

Maybe it's because I'm resisting the subliminal messages from the satalite mind-controll devices...

[billyskank]

6. I hope you are running MindGuard

http://zapatopi.net/mindguard/ :D

[Mutley]

12. Where did you find that?!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

15. I can't remember

but I think it is hilarious. :D

[Mutley]

16. In the list of reasons why we need mind guard, this one almost convinced

me...

"David Hasselhof continues to impress German TV viewers."

:rofl:

[DrDebug]

14. LMAO. From the same site: Belgium does not exist

Frequently Asked Questions
Answering insinuating questions posed by the Conspiracy...

When confronted with the Truth about Belgium, agents of the Belgian Conspiracy, including the brainwashed Belgian citizens themselves, come out of the woodwork to ask many loaded questions designed to instill TAF (Trust, Assuredness, and Faith, the opposite of FUD) in the public about Belgium's existence. Here are the answers to some of the common ones:

If Belgium doesn't exist, then what's in its location on the map?

There is nothing there! France shares a border with the Netherlands. Notice how Belgium is depicted as being wedge shaped? They simply pulled apart the French border from the coast all the way to Luxembourg and slipped Belgium in. Since they control the maps, no one notices the geographic inconsistencies arising from the spatial compressions and deformations needed to make it fit, the effects of which are subtle since they are spread over a large area: the ratio of actual distances to distances stated on maps and road signs increases by a gradual curve as you approach the France-Netherlands/Germany border from Paris to the west and Hannover to the east.

http://www.zapatopi.net/belgium/

[MissB]

3. You forgot to drink your caffeine today.

And frankly, it is too late in the day to start.

[liontamer]

7. your head is a mass of incadescent gas eom

[Debi]

8. Have you been playing with the nail gun again? n/t

[riona]

9. Share your misery with this little one

[Maddy McCall]

10. Did you drink your icee too quickly?

[Mutley]

11. Take some aspirin.

:hug:

[JuniperLea]

20. And drink lots of water

Did you know that dehydration causes headaches? Muscle and joint aches too!

[Left Is Write]

13. You have an untreated sinus infection.

Or not. I'm not a doctor.

[JuniperLea]

17. I've had a headache for two weeks

Doctor says tension...

Yes, I'm tense. My country is going to hell in a hand-basket, I can't help it. I'm addicted to the latest breaking news... can't help that either. Pot is illegal and booze is a depressant. Dammit all to hell!

[otherlander]

18. Overthrowing the British was also illegal...

but now we celebrate that overthrow on the fourth of July. And on the fourth of July, bright things blow up in the sky. And on the fourth of June, a guy stood in front of a tank... and on the fourth of May, the national guard killed four college students. And on the fourth of...
I'm not quite sure where i'm going with this....

But smoke away!!!:party: :hippie: :smoke:

[redqueen]

19. stress?

that's why mine hurts...