Anybody who wants to, should be able to buy a Hummer.

[tjwash]

Just after they sign the papers, you get to clonk them on the back of the neck with a sock full of quarters as hard as you can. Then when they wake up, they are in Iraq, and you tell them "oh I'm sorry, nobody told you that you had to come out here and get the gas for it yourself?

Patton Oswalt freakin' rules...

[jpgray]

1. Hahahahahaha

Just goes to show how wrong first impressions can be--I saw his Comedy Central special and thought he bombed, wasn't funny at all, etc. I realized later that the audience influenced both his performance and my understanding of it--when the audience isn't with a comic, even a great routine can turn into a disaster.

[anarch]

2. I agree...Legalize Prostitution!!!

Oh...hang on....

:yoiks:

[nemo137]

3. I mean, you can buy the hummer, you just gotta get the gas yourself

Patton does indeed rule. I think I may take the 2.50 I got in book buyback money today and rent that DVD tonight.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. "Suck my knob, Police Woman!"

:rofl:

That album is HILARIOUS. :thumbsup: