I just found a bug in the sugar

[Oeditpus Rex]

Whom do I sue? :bounce:

[Mutley]

1. Ew.

Sue the bug for ruining your sugar.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. I don't think he ruined it

Tastes okay to me. :shrug:



But I got me some... uh... emotional trauma.

Yeah, that's it! :bounce:

[Mutley]

3. You'll still use the sugar.

What if the bug.. you know.. went poo in there or something?

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. He's maybe a quarter-inch long

How much damage could he do? :shrug:

[MissHoneychurch]

8. Do you know if he had

company and they had fun? :blush:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I haven't seen evidence of that

Li'l empty bug bottles or cigarette butts.

Or tiny little condoms.

[Mutley]

10. But, it's poo.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Oh, pooh on poo

We breathe worse stuff than bug poo all day. :eyes:

[Mutley]

13. Oh now you're rolling your eyes at me.

:P :P :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I always roll my eyes

at Chick Stuff. :eyes:

[Mutley]

16. I don't think eating poo is a matter of chick vs dude stuff.

:eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. It is when

the poo in question is the size of a grain o' sugar, if that. :eyes:

[Mutley]

18. Do you consider this conversation flirtatious?

:eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. I was wondering when you'd notice

[Mutley]

20. I'm entitled to be a bit slow when it's 5am.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. I figured maybe

you were majoring in entomology or something. :shrug:

[Mutley]

22. Have you noticed we joined DU around the same time?

Sudden change of subjet.:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. No, but I did notice

we have almost the same number of posts.

[Mutley]

24. Coincidence?

Hmm. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Gotta be

What are the odds of there being some sort of existential connection?

Staggering. Staggering, I tell you.

Six, maybe seven to one.

[Mutley]

26. Incomprehensible.

You can't win with odds like that.

[MissHoneychurch]

4. First of all

Throw the Sugar out!! Don't use it anymore

For the suing part .... Lucy!!!! She does bring bugs into the house, correct?

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Inadvertantly, I suppose

She prolly brings in a few that cling to her fur.

But how'd they get from her fur into my sugar seller? :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

5. The same people I sued when I found live larva in my Jasmine rice.

nobody

BTW ~ I don't buy that type of rice anymore. x(

[MissHoneychurch]

6. Live larva

EWWWWWWW :puke:

*must put rice in a box*

[In_The_Wind]

14. I rarely cook in the microwave.

What was so friggin' gross about it was they didn't show up until we went back for seconds. I picked at all my food for a long time after that :scared:

Now I cook brown rices for 45 minutes or Jasmine rice for 15. That was the last time I ever cooked the basmati variety.

[In_The_Wind]

29. Darn it! The wiggly things were in the basmati rice not the jasmine.

oops :blush:

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Update:

The bug died. :cry:

No doubt of acute diabetes.

[In_The_Wind]

28. awww

poor bug
but it was probably from dehydration