primate1: Adequate replacement?

[GirlinContempt]

Is primate1 an adequate replacement for the luscious cable guy who spent 2 hours politely flirting with me today (And may or may not call. HAH. Yeah.)?

If yes, why? Is it because he is 6'2" (very near Mr Cables 6'3")? Some other reason?

If no, why not? Who would be?



(yeah, I'm bored. And procrastinating. And in love with parenthesis)

[ghostsofgiants]

1. You're a strange girl, Aly. Strange girl.

[GirlinContempt]

2. Strange like you love me?

I know, honey pie, I know.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Haha, of course.

:P

[GirlinContempt]

14. Acceptance is the first step

;)

[ZombieNixon]

3. How do you know primate1 *isn't* the luscious cable guy?

:shrug:

Jus' sayin'...

[GirlinContempt]

4. Cause if he was

he would have stared at the floor and giggled the whole time.

[ZombieNixon]

5. Maybe he just puts on a good act.

Or got a little drunk before he came. And he's one of those coherent drunks who doesn't puke all over the place. :shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

6. He's straightedge

And this guy looked nothing like him. Except for tall and lusciously lanky.

[ZombieNixon]

7. And you're sure he wasn't wearing a disguise?

One of those foam-rubber suit deals? :shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

8. To make him look tall and lanky

but with a totally different face and personality?

Pretty positive.

[ZombieNixon]

9. Well, I'm out of ideas.

I guess primate1 really wasn't the cable guy. :shrug: :D

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Nah, only foam-rubber suit I have is to make me look like a leprechaun.

Which I ever use, because punk kids keep trying to steal me lucky charms when I wear it.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Sounds about right.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. You should have considered before posting this...

That the name primate1 attatched to a thread is like cement blocks on the feet of a dead guy in the East River.

[GirlinContempt]

15. Sex it up with some living dead

[ghostsofgiants]

16. How about the living dead AND grindcore?

http://www.viceland.com/int/game.php

[GirlinContempt]

17. In the words of Abe Lincoln

"hooooooooooooooooot"

[GirlinContempt]

27. Oh speaking of living dead

I guess I could give you a username and password for the site, eh?

[ghostsofgiants]

29. Might be useful, ahah.

[GirlinContempt]

30. Ok, but no Stubbs till I get some love

Love in this case referring to graphic arts :P

[ghostsofgiants]

31. Haha, but moooooom!

:P

[GirlinContempt]

32. But nothing young man

GET ON IT ;)

[asthmaticeog]

18. Can primate1 install cable?

:shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

19. If Jim Carrey can do it, I can do it.

[GirlinContempt]

20. OH HO HO

C:\> Please insert disk marked "Double entendre" and retry

[asthmaticeog]

21. If I was traveling down that road,

I'd have asked if he could lay pipe.

[GirlinContempt]

22. Which would have made infinitely less sense

but been a better sex joke

[asthmaticeog]

24. Which is why I didn't do it.

For a dumbass, I'm at least *somewhat* sensible.

[GirlinContempt]

25. You have your moments

:P ;)

So, is that a no?

[asthmaticeog]

26. A no to what? The OP?

I know nothing.

[GirlinContempt]

28. OKay

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Hahaha..."You can imagine where it goes from here."

"He fixes the cable?"

[billyskank]

33. Am I dumped?

:cry:

[ghostsofgiants]

34. Learn to install ccable, pally.

:P

[GirlinContempt]

36. How tall are you?

:P ;)

[billyskank]

39. Sixty-eight inches

:P

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

40. Shortie

;)

[billyskank]

42. It's true

[GirlinContempt]

43. I still love ya

:loveya:

[billyskank]

44. Woohoo!

:woohoo:

;) :D

[tjwmason]

35. primate1 is more than an adequate replacement for most folk

as for reasons - it's like the definition of jazz: if you have to ask, you'll never know.

[GirlinContempt]

37. Wise words

[Beware the Beast Man]

38. primate can git'r done.

:shrug: that's all I have.

[GirlinContempt]

41. Yes but can he giv'r?