I'm depressed, anyone want to cheer me up?

[RevolutionaryActs]

My work sucks. A lot. I almost walked out today I was so upset with my boss. It's a long, long story that I don't really want to go into.


I just want some fun. :(

[miss_american_pie]

1. Sorry to hear that

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Thanks.

:hug:

[Ava]

3. I'm sorry Rev_Acts

where's Zombie? I'm sure he could cheer you up! :P


for now i'll give you a hug --> :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Yeah, where the hell is Nix when you acutally might need him?

;)




Aww, thanks. :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

7. Down here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5133266&mesg_id=5133289

:hug:

[Deja Q]

5. O. M. G. We are in the same boat.

Well, dunno about your details but I've almost walked out 4 times now. Management is... wilfully naive, and the coworkers are a gaggle of pirahhna. Well, not all, but more than one.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. My bosses think they're still in Jr. High.

Well they have a problem with one employ, they tell another employ. When they want to know something about someone, they go pump someone else for information.


So yeah, all that on a daily basis, plus this other huge issue. Oy.



:hug:

[ZombieNixon]

6. Oh, for God's sake, I'm here!

:P Not that I've been the best person to cheer people up of late, but...yeah, I don't really know where I'm going with this. :shrug:

Let's go have fun...:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Ok!

Want to try my new lip balm? It's Vanilla Pepsi flavor. :9

[ZombieNixon]

15. They have Vanilla Pepsi flavored lip balm?

Or was is supposed to taste like something else? :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. No, that's it.

There was cherry pepsi flavor too. :D

[ZombieNixon]

23. That is weird.

:crazy:

But sounds good because right here it smells like anus and rubbing alcohol out in the hall. x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Um..

ew.

[ZombieNixon]

28. Yeah.

:puke:

But I made some soup so it at least smells nice in here. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. That's good.

what kind of soup?




(wow, we're really thrilling tonight. :P)

[ZombieNixon]

32. Herk soup?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. Houp?

:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

36. If that's like Hufu, then no.

:scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Hufu?

Is that herk tofu? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

39. OMG! You don't know about Hufu!

It's...erm...human tofu. :scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. What the herk?

:wtf:

[ZombieNixon]

41. What the herk indeed.

Catering the vegan cannibal segment of the population, I suppose. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. That sentence made my brain hurt.

:(

[ZombieNixon]

44. Aww...well, we don't want that.

Perhaps a good long herking will help take your mind off matters. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Yes, yes.

I need a good herk.

[ZombieNixon]

49. OK, where to?

I think Retro and yvr are done behind the bleachers, but apparently you like something more stylish. :eyes: :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

51. Yes I do.

Let's go to the teachers lounge. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

52. *cue naughty music*

:o

[Jazz2006]

10. So sorry to hear that, RevActs04

For fun and cheering up, might I suggest this:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776181634656145640&q=juggling

I can never watch this without laughing in sheer delight.


And for comfort, I'll gladly offer this:

:hug: :hug: :pals: :grouphug: :pals: :hug: :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. That guy is amazing!

:wow:




Aww thank you. :hug:

[bigwillq]

11. Here's a hug sweetie.

:hug:

Sorry about work. Work does suck sometimes.

Where's Kleeb? I heard Veronica was looking to come out and play! :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Thanks.

:hug:



BWHAHAHA! :D

[bigwillq]

14. I think you need to get drunk!

:beer: :toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. I got my vodka and cranberry juice right here.

;)

[bigwillq]

27. There you go!

:toast:

How many have you had?

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Just this one

But there will be a second... and maybe a third. :P

[Maru Kitteh]

16. Only if I get to keep my clothes on.

Don't want to be a wet blanket and all but hey!

I must say, it's been a DEPRESSING WEEK and it's only Tuesday. Let us imbibe together. :toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Sounds good to me.

:beer:

[gkdmaths]

18. grunt

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. OMG!

:rofl:

[gkdmaths]

26. nice huh?

if youre close enough, you could come hang out at my work, where it is fun.

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. It really makes you wonder what they were thinking when they

designed it, or maybe they weren't? :shrug:


Aw hell, now I'm just jealous. You have a nice work place. :P

Actually I have a great work place.. when my bosses aren't there. :P

[gkdmaths]

33. oh, god. no, i dont work with the elephant!

egad!

just noting that we were both in WA.

sorry to hear about your employers lack of skills.

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. LOL!

I know, I'm just teasing. :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. Maybe, just maybe, it's time to find another job?

Or is the job market really really bad right now?

I'm sorry, sweetie......here, have some hugs: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. It is.

I've been looking. It's just there are two really nice things about this job. I don't have to comute, and I make good money, well good money for a 20 year old with very limited job expreience. *sigh*

[Dinger]

38. Late Night bu$h Jokes:

Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman


"June 1st is the start of the hurricane season. President Bush is already stockpiling excuses." --David Letterman

"Secret Service records show that convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff visited the White House over 200 times in a ten-month period. 200 times! That's more times than President Bush was in the White House." --Jay Leno


"It's been announced that White House adviser Karl Rove will not be creating the day-to-day policy for the president anymore. You all know Karl Rove, he's the man they call Bush's brain. No, that's what they call him, Bush's brain. Now he's only going to be working part of the time, just like Bush's brain." --Jay Leno


"When he travels, Dick Cheney has certain things that he needs. He needs what he calls a 'downtime suite.' Coincidentally, George W. Bush also has a 'downtime suite.' It's called the Oval Office." --David Letterman

"President Bush is now being accused of leaking classified information. I was stunned. I was shocked. I said to myself, 'Wait, they let this guy see classified information.'" --David Letterman

"Saturday is April Fool's Day and President Bush ... has a great April Fool's joke planned. He's going to put out that old 'Mission Accomplished' banner." --David Letterman


"Did you hear about this? According to a recent poll, three out of five Americans believe George W. Bush should be impeached. And when he heard that, the president said, 'Cool, I love peaches.'" --David Letterman

"Everybody's excited about March Madness, the big NCAA tournament? Here's how it works: It starts at 65, then 64, then 32, then 16. It's just like Bush's approval rating." --David Letterman


"George Bush now wants to end our dependency on foreign oil. Nice to see him nippin' that in the bud." --David Letterman



"President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously he's not doing that well in North America , his South American trip had a few bumps , Europe seems to think the president doesn't care what they think, but hey, who cares what they think? They could at least thank him for what he's done for their burning effigy industry." --Stephen Colbert


"Yesterday at a press conference President Bush said he had not seen 'Brokeback Mountain.' However, he did express an interest in drilling for oil there" --David Letterman

"If President Bush is wiretapping my phone and listening to my calls, I think he actually should pay for half of the phone-sex bill." --David Letterman

"President Bush gave his State of the Union address. ... Did you notice, a lot of Republican congressmen were not applauding President Bush. It's hard when you're wearing handcuffs." --Jay Leno

"The State of the Union address was stopped 72 times last night for applause and another 30 for subpoenas." --David Letterman


"Tomorrow is Groundhog Day. That might not mean much to you but to President Bush it means a month off at the ranch." --David Letterman



"It's the start of a new year and President Bush wants to hit the ground bungling." --David Letterman

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. LOL! Those are great!

Thanks. :D

[Dinger]

46. You're Welcome! : )

Do you have a favorite? I highlighted my favorite.

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. I like Stephen Colbert's

and this one:

"Everybody's excited about March Madness, the big NCAA tournament? Here's how it works: It starts at 65, then 64, then 32, then 16. It's just like Bush's approval rating." --David Letterman

[Dinger]

48. Yeah, That Was Special : )

I'll highlight it .

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. Excellent!

:bounce:

[Dinger]

53. Does This Mean You're Feeling Better?

Hope so:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. Yup.

Thank you. :hug:

[Dinger]

55. Cool! : )

You're welcome

:toast:

[MissB]

56. You should've worn that tshirt again.

At least you would've gotten good tips.

Have you seen that link about Bush as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz?

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. I wasn't on the till today.

So. :P


No, I have not. :o

[MissB]

58. For your reading pleasure.

And if you don't want to read, then just looking at the pics will probably make you laugh. Seriously.

http://www.dudehisattva.com/wizard_of_oil.htm

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. I got as far as this picture:

then I nearly died laughing. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MissB]

60. See, I had to stop at the first one.

You could pretty much "hear" Bush singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

Knew it'd make you laugh. :P