Create Britney Spears next perfume!

[Fenris]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060509/ap_en_ce/people_britney_spears

NEW YORK -
Britney Spears went from Curious to Fantasy, and now she's In Control. Those are the names of the pop star's fragrances with Elizabeth Arden. The company says more than 10 million bottles of the three scents have been sold since the launch of Curious in September 2004.

The names are not a coincidence. "As I get older, the names go with my age," said Spears, 24.

Let's predict Mrs Federline's next fragrance. Here's mine:

Noisome

An alluring, sensual bouquet with hints of menthol, tobacco, Funyuns, and fried food complimenting a foundation of sweat-soaked clothing. Your olfactory receptors will delight as you breathe in the aroma of the inside of a trucker hat worn at all occasions in place of washing one's hair, mixed with the scent of bare feet on the bare floor of a Texaco bathroom somewhere outside of Sarasota. This enduring, difficult-to-wash off fragrance comes in either a convenient 20-ounce Sprite bottle or a lifetime-supply, three-liter Shasta bottle, both of which feature Britney's signature in Sharpie ink. Value priced at only $10.99 for the 20-oz and $14.99 for the 3 liter. Available at all participating Walgreen's and True Value hardware locations.

[SOteric]

1. Heh.

Vapid

An aromatic wafting of pristine white trash, giggling stupidity and luxe bad parenting punctuated with high notes of the Noveau Riche.

Too judgemental? Ooops. My bad.

[Fenris]

2. You can't be too judgmental about Britney Spears.

:7

[gkdmaths]

3. washout?

[Deja Q]

4. "Ode de 'fresh' man"?

She's preggers again, don'chaknow? :D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Skank

[Ravenseye]

7. beat me to it

read the title and immediately thought "Skank!"

[DS1]

6. Whisk

ey, in an ashtray

[Fenris]

11. From the makers of "Popo Zao."

[AccessGranted]

8. The Name of Britney's Next Perfume Should Be.....

Oblivious!

That husband of hers seems to be a freeloader, a wannabe, a leach and has about as much class as a garbage truck. All he seems to do is seek out women who can support him finacially and he impregates them as quick as possible to make sure they are on lock-down. Has he ever even had a real job? Of course, you can't completely blame Mr. Federline because Britney and Shar both fell for his hokey-doke. They keep saying he was a back-up dancer. Yeah, so! What is he now besides a sperm-donor? I am way too involved in these celebrities' lives....perhaps I need to get a grip! LMAO!

[Runcible Spoon]

9. "In Heat"

get all the horny mongrels in Hollywood sniffing around your ass with my new scent, In Heat! Look at me and my man, K-Fed! With my new scent, you'll breed all night! I'm living proof that "In Heat" brings the mutts running! Go forth and whelp, ladies!

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. How about Britney Spears Red?

As in redneck.

Britney Spears Red

Woody oriental scent of beer and stale cigarettes with a top note of back-alley urine. The perfect scent for meeting child welfare officers or paparazzi. Available by mail order through the Jerry Springer Show or on the web at www.skankcentral.com.