ask me anything so I can get out of the 700 Club

[plcdude]

please

[the_boxer_]

1. He plcdude....

Let's just have a dialogue. That way we can help each other!

:toast:

[plcdude]

4. okay

tell me about you

[the_boxer_]

61. Ok...(this thread grew-wow)...

Originally from Dallas. I'm 31 and I love sports, music, writing, movies, and I enjoy freedom. :-)

This feels like a personal ad.

Your turn.

[amandae]

20. Hi the_boxer_!!

Welcome to DU!!

:hi:

[the_boxer_]

62. Thank you amandae!

Glad to be here!

:toast:

[GabysPoppy]

2. When did you stop beating your wife or S/O?

[plcdude]

5. o a trick

question the answer is yes and no or both or not any of the above.

[VelmaD]

3. Do you feel...

any holier than you did before you joined the 700 Club?

[plcdude]

6. nope

just horny

[VelmaD]

12. Shame on you

Thinking impure thoughts while you're still in the 700 Club. We'll have to beat that demon right out of you. :spank:

[plcdude]

17. beat

is exactly what that leads to

[VelmaD]

22. Perv

Get those hands out where we can see them. Don't make me call Reverend Pat to come deal with you. Believe me you'd much rather have me paddling your butt than him. :P

[plcdude]

23. you are only

increasing my ardor

[VelmaD]

25. If the thought...

of getting paddled by Pat Robertson turns you on then you're a lot weirder than even I can deal with. ;-) Consider therapy.

[plcdude]

27. not Pat

you silly dom

[VelmaD]

31. Mouthy...

bottom-boy. *snort*

And if you think I'm all that "dom"-y you obviously haven't been paying attention to the "how often do you swear?" thread. ;-)

[plcdude]

34. talking dirty

just really gets me thanks

[VelmaD]

36. I live to serve

Always willing to lend a hand, as it were.

Damn, I gotta get oneof the boys to teach me to say that in German.

[plcdude]

39. I could use

another one thanks

[VelmaD]

42. I'm waiting for the day...

when I can get that 3rd arm attached like Zaphod Beebelbrox. I'm thinking it could come in handy (no pun intended) for all sorts of stuff. Might help with the one-handed typing problem anyway.

[plcdude]

45. wouldn't though

do you do that often?

[VelmaD]

47. *blink*

Can't answer that. Skinner will delete it. ;-)

[plcdude]

48. I understand

just pm and I'll show you mine too

[VelmaD]

50. *snort*

Reply hazy...ask again later.

I gotta give you credit...you're persistent. :-)

[plcdude]

51. see how

close I am only a couple more and I am out

[VelmaD]

52. I suppose it would be mean...

to make you stop when your this close. ;-)

[plcdude]

53. you know

it would I am about to explode out of the 700 club.

[VelmaD]

54. Out foul DEMON

I command you in the name of the Lo-ord.

Now, go forth and sin some more. ;-)

[plcdude]

56. O yeah

oooooooooooooo fantastic o gawd yes yes yes.

[VelmaD]

57. Feeling better?

I know how exorcism can really take it out of a guy. So rare to find a guy who's up for more than one a night.

[plcdude]

58. o I hope

it was as good for you as it was for me. Thank you for taking me through it. Just need to clean up a bit. brb

[VelmaD]

59. A little club soda...

will take the "ectoplasm" stains right out.

[plcdude]

60. thank you

how did you know that?

[VelmaD]

63. Experience.

:evilgrin:

[Kellanved]

69. That one is actually tricky

Closest is probably "Immer bereit Dir zur Hand zu gehen, sozusagen.". It hasn't quite the double meaning, but is better than "Immer bereit zu helfen.", as it has a reference to "Hand".

And "Ich lebe, um zu dienen." is "I live to serve".

[VelmaD]

70. You are a doll Kell

*smooches*

[the_boxer_]

64. LOL....

I don't think post counts have anything to do with that!

[grannylib]

7. Are you into any of the usual upcoming Holidays (Christmas, Hannukah,

Kwanzaa, etc) and if so, which and do you get jazzed about the season or is it no big deal?
Nosy bitch today *lol*

[plcdude]

8. Christmas

time off and stay up late playing games with the family

[grannylib]

16. What are some of your favorite games? We play Scrabble and Cranium

and backgammon and cribbage a lot here; Chinese checkers if the grandkids are here :-)

[plcdude]

26. cranium

and pictionary

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

37. How is this Cranium game?

Maybe I know it with a different name.

[grannylib]

65. It is like a cross between Pictionary, Charades, Pictionary with clay, and

Trivial Pursuit; it's best in teams of people and it's really challenging and silly and fun.
You draw cards and then your team has to illustrate a concept with clay, or draw something, or act something out...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Let's talk nonsense to each other

I want to get out too.

[plcdude]

11. I think

we already are.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

21. No, YOU are.

This, on the other hand, makes complete sense.

[AntiCoup2K4]

10. Have you accepted Pat Robertson as your personal and financial savior?

[plcdude]

13. Isn't he

a real kick? I am sending him a letter asking for donations of African gold .

[SiobhanClancy]

14. Boxers or briefs?

Enquiring minds want to know?

[plcdude]

29. briefs

except for my spongebob boxers

[the_boxer_]

66. Boxers here...

"He" has to breathe.

[VOX]

15. If you could have any car, past or present, what yould you choose...

as your vehicle?

:toast:

[Gin]

24. Have you donated all of your extra cash or family heirlooms to Pat?

If not, why not? You know he has huge overhead for his lifestyle.

By the way..I am in Va Beach...his powers are weakening because the last hurricane hit us pretty hard.

Take your time going ...but hurry back Pat!

[plcdude]

44. just my old

playboys the pages were all stuck together anyway

[Bertha Venation]

18. Are you now, or have you ever been,

a member of the Republican party? (The spirit of McCarthy lives)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

30. Whoa! There is an RPG ambiented in a Soviet-occupied America...

...in which the players have to be able to understand that question in Russian and answer "nyet" to survive. I kid you not!

In the DM book cover there is a disclaimer which I paraphrase: "Note to liberal players: this is fiction! You have to play this game in the assumption the USSR is the most evil entity that ever existed, period."

[Bertha Venation]

40. because I have nieces & nephews

I think I kinda know what you're talking about. Freaky, man.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

43. I only played RPG once. It was MERP (Middle Earth Role Playing)

Takes too much time.

And yes, I'm extending this conversation so I get out the 700 club... and YOU get in. MWAHAHAHA!

[plcdude]

32. never

ever

[Bertha Venation]

38. I was. I was also a Fundy,

so I'll probably feel right at home in the 700 Club.

:(

[plcdude]

41. well

praise be to God for you have the light and now the truth has made you free

[Bertha Venation]

46. Amen! Praise Jebus!

[plcdude]

49. yes

I am so close now

[kanrok]

19. I'm out...ask me how I did it.

n/t

[plcdude]

33. how

did you?

[kanrok]

68. Um...I posted more than 700 times!

n/t

[MissMillie]

28. What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?

[plcdude]

35. to dream the unrightable wrong

o no that is Bush's

[the_boxer_]

67. Blue...er..red...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


(falls off cliff)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

55. One more and you're out! (nt)