Reindeer games?

[mac56]

The other reindeer wouldn't let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.

So what the hell are reindeer games, anyway?

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. One reindeer goes out with another one

Then doesn't call for, like, weeks until she finally assumes he doesn't care until one night he shows up at her door all drunk an' shit, saying she's his one true love...

[Philostopher]

2. Gee, I dunno, Mac.

I guess the antlers would put volleyball and soccer right out, wouldn't they?

[mac56]

3. And wrestling is also a bitch, I bet.

nm

[trof]

4. They did let him play "Pin the Tail on Rudolph".

[Loonman]

5. Poker and Blackjack

n/t

[TrogL]

6. leapfrog

Our Sergeant-major jumped the quartermaster's wife
Our Sergeant-major jumped the quartermaster's wife
Our Sergeant-major jumped the quartermaster's wife
and he ain't gonna jump no more.

They were only playing leapfrog.
They were only playing leapfrog.
They were only playing leapfrog....
and he ain't gonna jump no more. - sung to Battle hymn of the republic

[Bertha Venation]

7. Poker!

Mac, haven't you ever heard my favorite version of the song? Oh... duh... how would you know?

Okay, it goes like this. After almost every line in the song, something extra is sung. Who else knows this version?

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer "reindeer"
Had a very shiny nose "like a light bulb"
And if you ever saw it "saw it"
You would even say it glowed "like a light bulb"
All of the other reindeer "reindeer"
Used to laugh and call him names "like fudge-face"
They never let poor Rudolph "Rudolph"
Join in any reindeer games "like poker"
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say "HO! HO! HO!"
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him "loved him"
And they shouted out with glee "like toothpaste"*
"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer "reindeer"
You'll go down in history" "like Columbus - that's right!"


* Remember "Gleem" toothpaste? . . .

Okay, I can't believe i just typed all that out. Someone please tell me I'm not the only one who ever sang this.

[mac56]

8. ROFL!

"Like toothpaste!"

We never sang that version. Ours was some silliness about Randolph, the six-gun cowboy.