How do you "stick it to your man"?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

:evilgrin:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. Kick, because I'm so clever.

:kick:

[miss_american_pie]

2. You are so grounded, young lady

:spank:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. Nuh-UNH!

:P

[tjwmason]

4. That would get the thread locked

quicker than I could say Jack Robinson.

[Lilith Velkor]

5. Baby, can you dig your man?

Confidence
All by itself
Your dreams would not be worth much
If they came true to the letter

Pettiness
Made a mess
Your value only goes as far as everyone
And their opinions

This little person made their assertion
This littler person screwed his perversion
Sometimes all I need is my baby
Or just anyone at all

People show me what’s up
Somebody help me down
Somebody saw a silhouetto of a man
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man
Baby, can you dig your man?

Periscope?
Lay back and float
There's a dragon in the belly of the water
Don't reply because

Someone spoke
A dirty joke
And the dirt it tasted salty on the tip of his tongue

My little baby wanted to save me
My little baby needed to change me
All I need’s a simple maybe
I guess I'll never tell

If you'll try to refrain
I have this to explain
My boy, our lifeblood is the wind and the rain
Baby can you dig your man
He's a righteous man
Baby can you dig your man
I'll see his like again
Baby can you dig your man?

Opulence
Makes so much sense
We'd like to say in closing
Thank you for the chance to say in closing

Ignorance
Should pay well for bliss
Those words will put your eye out
Swallow gum for 7 years

My little baby wanted to save me
My little baby needed to change me
All I need’s a simple maybe
I guess I'll never tell

If you'll throw me a rope
Get back to that dirty joke
He ate his breakfast
Now the pigs in the pope.
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man
Baby, can you dig your man?
I'll see his like again.