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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:22 PM Original message |
Hello. My name is Miss Smack and I'll be your flight attendant |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. Now if only my fellow in the next seat would lead me to the onboard loo... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:28 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Sir, I am not properly equipped to arouse him- |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:38 PM Response to Reply #3 |
29. Sir? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:15 PM Response to Reply #29 |
50. Sir? |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 12:02 PM Response to Reply #50 |
69. Terribly sorry my dear, I was stunned. |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
2. My dear Sugar Smack! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:30 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. *Tries to professionally stifle LOL* |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
4. WTF am I doing on WTF Airlines? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:35 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. Where is your destination, ma'am? |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:36 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. I'm not sure where I'm going. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:47 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. Gladly, my dear. You're visiting Europe. |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:09 PM Response to Reply #16 |
23. Why thank you, miss. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:32 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. I stole this from Airlinemeals.com. |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
5. Could you bring me something cold to drink. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:33 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Here's your bloody Mary, ma'am. |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:32 AM Response to Reply #8 |
65. Ah? I'd like to know more about your departure date for the west coast? |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
7. Where am I going? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:38 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. You are going to Paris. |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:40 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. That looks like the cheap eats |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:44 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. It's not "first class" any more- it's "elite". In which case- |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:51 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. Why thank you, Miss Smack |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
13. Whooohooo, a sexy flight attendent!!! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:49 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Sir, it would be HIGHLY inappropriate to answer that. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
15. I like to Fly... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:51 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. Sir, I beg you not to scream. You just set off that baby in F28. |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 06:29 PM Response to Reply #18 |
73. Nah that was from me throwing peanuts at the little buggers head. |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
20. So Sugar Smack |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:23 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. I am the SMARMIEST, bitchiest airline hostess from hell. |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 10:06 PM Response to Reply #24 |
55. Well I should have known |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
21. Excuse me, Miss Smack... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:31 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. Yes, so here's your apple juice and your pretzels. |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:32 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Oh God! Please, stop the torture!! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 12:54 PM Response to Reply #27 |
70. OK- |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
22. To fly in style... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:38 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. Class of service: "Bench" |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:56 PM Response to Reply #28 |
39. I went with cargo and it will only take me 19 hours with 6 stop overs... |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
30. Please tell the guy behind me to stop kicking my seat |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:44 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. "ASSHOLE! Do you have any perception whatever between |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:46 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. ROFL! Some airline, please hire this woman now! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:51 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Ah, let's get you set up with something good, then- |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:51 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Aw, you are a true friend! |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
33. Please don't give Matcom any more peanuts. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:55 PM Response to Reply #33 |
38. Darling, here. And just think, ma'am, this is "bidness class". |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:58 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. Do you have any cookie dough blizzards? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:14 PM Response to Reply #40 |
49. Only the supremest sherbet! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
35. heh, I was just thinking about this website, too |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:59 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. *Darn it all* I can't get that website on my crappy computer. Sir. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:07 PM Response to Reply #35 |
45. Ooh, I'm downloading it as we speak. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:22 PM Response to Reply #45 |
52. I want a report |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
37. When do we get to CRASH?!!!! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:02 PM Response to Reply #37 |
42. *pats child's head* Here's some cellophane to play with. |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
43. whoa, whoa, whoa...all ""smoking materials"", cause that ain't gonna... |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:14 AM Response to Reply #43 |
56. WTF Airways has cherries flambe |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 01:01 PM Response to Reply #56 |
71. now that is reassuring... |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
44. Hey sugar! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:10 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Mister, would you like a glass of anything, or a pillow? |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:13 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Yes, I will take a Heineken |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:27 AM Response to Reply #47 |
62. Here's your Heineken, sir. |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 07:31 PM Response to Reply #62 |
77. Why thank you! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
48. Coffee, tea or me? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:15 AM Response to Reply #48 |
57. You. |
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lumberingbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
51. I think I'm going to be airsick!!! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:20 AM Response to Reply #51 |
58. Here. Close your eyes and think of Snoopy: |
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lumberingbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 07:31 PM Response to Reply #58 |
76. ahhhh. That's better |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
53. Ms Smack, I've been a naughty passenger |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:21 AM Response to Reply #53 |
59. No- |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-05-06 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
54. Uh, miss? Excuse me but I'm wondering. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:23 AM Response to Reply #54 |
60. Not on this plane. That would be on |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
61. I know it's first class, |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:29 AM Response to Reply #61 |
63. Aaaah, yes. The second floor of our plane is obscenely outfitted |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
64. Excuse me Miss... Will you be serving Balut on this flight? |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:37 AM Response to Reply #64 |
66. Absolutely not. We serve Tom Yum instead! |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:44 AM Response to Reply #66 |
67. Great thanks! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 11:50 AM Response to Reply #67 |
68. Good. Besides, we ran out of parachutes. |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
72. THERE'S A MAN ON THE WING OF THIS PLANE!!!!! |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-07-06 03:33 PM Response to Reply #72 |
79. Thank God, he's doing his job. |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
74. I request a martini from Miss Smack. |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
75. but, wait a minute!!! What about .... |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-06-06 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
78. Is this plane bound for glory? Does this plane carry no gamblers? |
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