How weird is this? Someone took a dump in my mailbox.

[Deep13]

:wtf:

Got home yesterday evening and saw the mailbox door open. It is one of those ubiquitous, plastic mailboxes. On the inside of the door and on the front 1/3 of the interior was something that looked like a blob of shit that had been rained on. I think someone collected a bunch of dog waste and put it there for reasons unknown. There was a plastic cigar butt in it. I hosed it out and later made a cop report. Was this some kind of protest for our D lawn signs or our nonconformist lawn? The police said someone else had made a report but was not clear on whether it was another witness to the same offense or a different victim.

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. That was YOUR mailbox?

:blush:

[Deep13]

5. Where's my mail?!

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. Paper's high in fiber

'nuff said.

[realisticphish]

2. it was probably just

a random vandalism thing. bored teenagers :shrug:

but worth going after; try to stop stuff like this

[Radical Activist]

3. Great idea for my next bad breakup

Or maybe the last girl who cheated on me. Hilarious. :D

[ZombieNixon]

12. Hmmm...

:think:...:evilgrin:

[SofaKingLiberal]

4. Hmmm, that's the weirdest shit I've ever heard.

:tinfoilhat:

[kay1864]

8. Shouldn't that be...

"that's the weirdest shit about shit I've ever heard"?

:)

[Jazz2006]

6. Very weird. And a pretty shitty thing to do.

Sheesh.

[LeftyMom]

9. Maybe they just really needed to go

nah really, I'd be more inclined to think that it was bored teenagers being stupid than something targeted at you unless something similar happens again.

[kay1864]

10. How did you retrieve your mail last night?

I'm going with "carefully" :)

[Deep13]

14. There was none in the box. Little worried about theft.

[riona]

11. I was just complaining about junk mail.......

[leftofthedial]

13. sorry dude.

maybe the freepers thought it was a porta potty

[deadparrot]

15. I'm reminded of an SNL skit...

Announcer: Tomorrow, on "Martha Stewart Living".

Martha Stewart: Goblins, ghouls, spooky ghosts. These are all things that remind us of Autumn's most flamboyant holiday - All Hallow's Eve. I'm Martha Stewart.

A lot of attention gets paid to Halloween candy. But tomorrow on "Living", we'll celebrate the time-honored pranks of the season, when we make Halloween's tricks a treat.

Toilet paper has become a staple of the Halloween prankster's toolkit. I'll show you how to design, plan, and implement a TP job that is both visually stunning and full of.. mischievious good cheer.

< frozen exterior shot of Martha's TP job outlined as a ghost in a tree >

This is what I did to my ex-husband's house.

< Martha walks over to a bowl of eggs and holds them momentarily >

The egg has been the weapon of choice for Halloween revelers for hundreds of years. Chosen for its sticky texture and its lingering sulphurous smell, eggs are a great way to make a lasting impression. A robin’s egg splatters in a prism of harvest colors < smashes robin’s egg on the counter > That felt really good. < holds a gift-wrapped basket of brown eggs > I kept these brown eggs in the back of my greenhouse all summer. By October 31st, they should give off a really good pungent smell. And make sure to throw your eggs in the middle of the night. That wet, cracking sound really scares the hell out of people.

And, of course, no Halloween would be complete without a flaming bag of poop. The aroma of burning manure mixed with shoe leather on a crisp New England evening is a childhood memory I really cherish. And, once you learn the technique, you'll be able to do it year-round. I do it every day to my next-door neighbor.

So, join us tomorrow for a special Halloween "Living". I spend 364 days a year suppressing the demons inside me. But on Hallow's Eve, I invite them to dance. It's a good thing.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97dstewart.phtml