God, my microwave is ineffective!
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Tue May-02-06 08:17 PM
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God, my microwave is ineffective!
It's taking over eight minutes to cook something that should've been done in six. :grr: Hurry the fuck up, damn it, I'm hungry! :banghead:
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Tue May-02-06 08:18 PM
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1. Sounds like it's time for
"Drop it from a 6-story Tower".
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Tue May-02-06 08:19 PM
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3. That's always a fun game.
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Tue May-02-06 08:23 PM
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6. In my case, it's more like 10.
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Tue May-02-06 08:25 PM
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You can never lose in the Drop Stuff Off The 10th Story game. :bounce:
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Tue May-02-06 08:26 PM
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10. You can if it's really your roommmate's microwave.
:( The fridge is really mine, but that works well. :shrug:
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Tue May-02-06 08:29 PM
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12. You could always drop your headphones.
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Tue May-02-06 08:34 PM
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15. Yeah, but that won't make much of an impact.
I've thrown a computer off a roof. :D After that, nothing else seems as much fun. :(
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Tue May-02-06 08:36 PM
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I wish I'd been there. x(
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Tue May-02-06 08:37 PM
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20. I have it on video somewhere.
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Tue May-02-06 08:40 PM
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I think my computer might get mad at me. I just might have some stuff of the ex's... :evilgrin:
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Tue May-02-06 08:19 PM
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2. Hah! I knew this was just an excuse to use the word again! :) n/t
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Tue May-02-06 08:23 PM
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Tue May-02-06 08:23 PM
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5. Revenge of the peeps...
they're up there in peep heaven. Laughing.
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Tue May-02-06 08:24 PM
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7. lol - he'd better be careful around his freezer then n/t
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Tue May-02-06 08:24 PM
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8. Yeah, but ten of their brethren are in the fridge.
AKA Death Row. :evilgrin: Naw, I always knew it was on the low-wattage side. Just not how much until I tried to cook a pizza just now. Took 9 minutes. The package said 5-6. :shrug:
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Tue May-02-06 08:28 PM
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11. Take the brethren and hold them hostages...
hold a knife to their necks and shout to Peep heaven that you'll decapitate unless they restore your microwave to full power. That or just fire up your furnace or heat vent. Toss the pizza on and wait.
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Tue May-02-06 08:30 PM
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13. My hear vent is vertical flush with the wall.
And only goes up to 90 degrees F. Salmonella here I come. :scared:
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Tue May-02-06 08:34 PM
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Tue May-02-06 08:35 PM
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17. Wouldn't they be rendered useless when the cheese melts?
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Tue May-02-06 08:37 PM
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21. Well... it could become... art... or something. n/t
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Tue May-02-06 08:39 PM
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22. Eew. It would start to smell a bit...rich after a while.
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Tue May-02-06 08:34 PM
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16. What are you cooking?
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Tue May-02-06 08:36 PM
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18. Meh...a $4 DiGiorno pizza from 7-11.
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