For a percussive instrument called a Donkey Call.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002JKILK/sr=1-262/qid=1146618022/ref=sr_1_262/002-4855192-6780016?%5Fencoding=UTF8&s=musical-instruments&v=glanceReviewer: Christopher Beard "I...review...huh?" (Hobbiton, Shire, Middle Earth)
I couldn't be more disappointed in a product. I was having so many difficulties with my donkey. He kept eating rims off my escalade, pooping in the mail box, making passes at my wife, coming home late after a night of heavy drinking, you know, typical donkey mischief. But worst of all, HE WOULDN'T COME WHEN I CALLED HIM!
I was fretful, couldn't sleep, could barely eat...my family was starting to worry. I mean honestly, my last rap album had ZERO phat hits, no sick cuts, the beats were sub-par, you should read it's reviews on amazon!
Then I thought I had the solution to all my problems, a little innovation called "The Donkey Call." There it was, I was a few clicks away from donkey obedience heaven. So I made the purchase. Holy donkey dung, not only did it take me a week to figure out how the damn thing worked, when i did get it to work my donkey was non-responsive and my monkey went cahoots at the awful sound.
So now I've decided a new purpose for the donkey call, it's gonna be my newest beat maker on my next release. Should be tight...at least I hope so because it is going to make or break my career.
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