I can't wait for the Rapture

[auburngrad82]

So many less people. Gas prices will go down. Actually all prices will go down since there will be less demand on our resources. And way less pollution because there will be less cars. And less Church traffic on Sundays so it will be easier to get out to the lake without getting caught in traffic when Church lets out.

Of course the GOP will probably have an unsurmountable majority since most of the motherfuckers will be left when the righteous get whisked away to Heaven.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. !

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

2. sounds like heaven to me

on Earth

[johnnie]

3. Me either!

I want to write may address on little cards and attach them to some people's feet as they rise up in the air and see if anyone writes back some day. That would be cool.

"Hey johnnie, found your note on Rev Joe's foot. This is sweeeeeet! Signed Saint Pete."

[Coventina]

4. *sigh* As I have explained many, many times.....

Jesus is NOT coming for those folks. He's coming for US! Most of the people expecting to leave are in for some big surprises....hot ones!

[azmouse]

5. Sorry but the Rapture isn't going to happen.

There is no such thing in the Bible. It was made up in the 1800's by a group called the Millerites. Those that believe in the Rapture are following false doctrine.