Hypothetical situation — Kitchy bounces her boobies on the border

[Oeditpus Rex]

of Canada and the USA, one on each side. Which country has has juris prudence over her arrest on a sex charge?



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[tjwmason]

1. I think that this needs to be given a practical experiment

:D

Oh and I.B.T.L.

[Random_Australian]

2. IBTL!

[In_The_Wind]

3. I don't know O R.

Canada seems pretty liberal on that kind of thing.
While some people in the USA are becoming overly puritanical (again).

[KitchenWitch]

4. Couldn't you choose two European countries

that allow topless sunbathing????

Sheesh!

[tjwmason]

5. Definitely

then I can make it to the part.

How about the Franco-Italian border - it's gorgeous round there, and I'm sure I could get an easy flight to Nice. :D

[KitchenWitch]

7. That would totally rock!

Could you pack billyskank in your bags too?

:hi:

[tjwmason]

9. He might take them over the weight limit.

But I'm sure that kidnapping him and sending him air-freight wouldn't be too expensive.

D.U. Party on the Cote d'Azur :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Sunbathing is one thing

Bouncing is quite another.

People could get hurt. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

8. The United States, since the majority of her bod would be

situated over America.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. No, she'd be straddling the border

Or are you saying she's bigger on one side? :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Don't pick on me, OR. I'm tired, and my bodily geographical

compass is a bit off. :hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Awww... want me to mow your lawn?

Longitudally or latitudally? :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

17. Yes please. And either/or would be fine

I am dret-fully tired, and your offer is most welcome. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. I'll do both

Give it that neat "infield" cross-hatch. :thumbsup:

[KitchenWitch]

12. ...

Most women ARE bigger on one side...

[billyskank]

14. So are most men

One definitely hangs lower than the other.

Just in case there was a chance of this thread not being locked :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

16. do your "ears" hang low

do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier
do your "ears" hang low?

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

18. I certainly can't throw them o'er my shoulder

:o

[KitchenWitch]

20. I should hope not!

If you could, the phrase "hung like a horse" comes to mind!

:evilgrin:

[tjwmason]

25. That would be a very painful manouvre.

:scared:

Though I gather that some enjoy that sort of thing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Way I learned that

it wasn't "ears."

[In_The_Wind]

26. I thought that:

It was just a space accommodation thing.
:evilgrin: I guess I'll have to look closer next time.

[billyskank]

27. No, it's true. One tends to be bigger than the other.

:)

[In_The_Wind]

28. I wonder why.

I can understand why the hand you use the most would be larger that the one you don't.
But why is one foot larger than the other?

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Well, duh

I was just... uh...



Oh, look! Halley's Comet!

[SeattleGirl]

19. Distraction!!!!!!

Perhaps Bush should have picked you for White House Press Secretary..... :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

22. Hey look...shiny things

Two shiny orbs, in fact!

Two shiny bouncing orbs!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Shiny...?

You go all Janet Jackson on us? :shrug: