My avatar is a red X.

[Dave Reynolds]

And I do not like it, one little bit.

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Oops, now it is back to normal.

And I DO like it, one little bit.

[Random_Australian]

2. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.

[Ava]

3. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

[Random_Australian]

6. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

[Ava]

7. His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion,

[Random_Australian]

8. nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

[Ava]

9. Finally, the President looks up and asks,

[Random_Australian]

10. "How many is a brazillion?"

[Ava]

11. President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

[Dave Reynolds]

I used to like you silly kids,

now I is not so sure....

B-)

[Random_Australian]

13. President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

[Ava]

15. A guy walks in and asks the barman,

[Random_Australian]

17. “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?”

[Ava]

18. The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”

[Random_Australian]

19. So the guy walks over and says,

[Ava]

20. "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?”

[Random_Australian]

21. Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.”

[Ava]

22. And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

[Random_Australian]

23. Bush says, “Well, this time we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims

[Ava]

24. and one blonde with big tits.”

[Random_Australian]

25. The guy exclaimed,

[Ava]

26. “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?”

[Random_Australian]

27. Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,

[Ava]

28. “See, I told you no one would care about the 140 million Muslims”.

[Random_Australian]

29. So how many is 140 million?

[Ava]

30. not sure, but i think it is less than a brazillion

:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

31. I think it is the same as ten thousand.

[Ava]

32. but i thought it was more than a million

[Random_Australian]

33. A brazillion? So you DO know how much a brazillion is!

[Ava]

35. no, but i do believe you do!

[Random_Australian]

38. I believe in unicorns. Do you believe in cheesecake?

[Ava]

40. why i certainly do! do you believe in lepricons too?

[Random_Australian]

41. Of course! They leave marshmallow in my cereal!

[Ava]

42. have you ever seen one?

[Random_Australian]

46. They're invisible. Of course I've seen one here is a picture.

They made Saddams WMD too.

[Ava]

47. really? so that's where the WMD's are. how tall are they really?

[Random_Australian]

49. A Brazillion feet. Whose feet is the question?

[Ava]

51. georgy boys? or maybe barbs?

[Random_Australian]

56. No. Minature Bigfoots.

[Ava]

61. how big are miniture bigfoots?

[Random_Australian]

88. 2/3000 of a brazillion metres high.

[Ava]

95. really? are you sure?

[Random_Australian]

100. No, I'm R_A. It says so on the internets so it must be true!

[bigwillq]

34. Hey you two kiddies.....

GET A ROOM!
:evilgrin:

[Ava]

36. hey bigwillq

:rofl:

what's happening today?

[bigwillq]

54. I am working.

And my back is killing me.

Not too good of a day! :(


:hi:

[Ava]

60. sorry about your back, and work!

;)

hope it get's better! :pals:

[bigwillq]

104. Thanks Ava.

:hug:

[Random_Australian]

65. ...

:hug:

[Random_Australian]

37. Huh? Pot meet kettle! What about you and Rev_Acts? HUH?

[Ava]

39. now bigwillq is too good for Rev_Acts

we all know that! :spray:

[Random_Australian]

44. I say that each of those crazed chipmunks is as fruity as the other.

[Ava]

45. maybe not as fruity. some are a little more sane than the others

:P

[Random_Australian]

48. What? You call rockmelons canteloupes, next you'll say 'chipmunk'

does not refer too watermelon! WEIRD AMERICANS!

[Ava]

50. ok. i'm lost now!

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

53. I've won the self determination award for south moldavian people for

the 2nd of May 1436 BC.!

[Ava]

57. well isn't that interesting

[bigwillq]

58. .....

:hug:

Thanks Ava.


Hey wait...what is that spray for???????

[Ava]

66. oh.. that's spray was for nothing

;)

[Random_Australian]

It was a curse. You will turn into a green herring in 8 days.

[Ava]

75. oh silly aussie boy, i would never curse bigwillq!

:P

[Random_Australian]

83. OH NO! That was the words to accelerate the curse! 4 days now!

[Ava]

84. but little did you know the curse was on you! not bigwillq!

:P

[Random_Australian]

90. Aha! Ava accidentaly said the words that turned it back on her!

[Ava]

94. and how would you know? i'm the curser here!

:P

[Random_Australian]

103. I know everything. Get used to it,

[bigwillq]

52. You leave me outta this!

:evilgrin: :) ;)


:hi:

[Ava]

55. but but i'm scared now!

aussieboy is going looney on me! :rofl:

[bigwillq]

59. P.S.

He's always a loon! :P :) :hi:

[Ava]

nah! he just acts up when in public

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

70. With all the hunger in the world, how do you explain concrete?

[Ava]

72. you know, i'm not exactly sure.

[Random_Australian]

78. I'm not made of asparagus.

[Ava]

80. I'm shocked! SHOCKED i tell ya!

[Random_Australian]

85. I'm still not made of asparagus, and there is nothing you can do about it!

[Ava]

87. well i guess it's good your not made of asparagus, now you won't rot.

[Random_Australian]

96. If anthing made of aspargus rots, then how could you throw braised

oranges at your proverbs?

[Ava]

99. hm. i don't know the answer to your question.

[Random_Australian]

106. With a statement.

[Random_Australian]

67. Says captain Loon Chipmunk, fourth Marshal of the nut brigade!

[Ava]

69. it thought he was the third marshal!

:P

[Random_Australian]

74. That is because you are as loony as him, O High Captain Herring

Tunason of the third moonbarkers battalion!

[Ava]

77. you're just jealous because he likes me better

:P

[Random_Australian]

81. Whatever, fruitarian!

[Ava]

82. jealous!

:P

[Random_Australian]

91. Fruitarian!

[Ava]

92. loon!

[Random_Australian]

98. Shipment of 2nd grade tea from England!

[Random_Australian]

62. Oh sure, THAT'S a nice thing to say about a friend!

Implying I wasn't loony before! Next you'll tell me I'm a green herring!

[Ava]

64. no, just looney

:P

[Random_Australian]

68. AVA IS A GREEN HERRING! (Pre-emptive herring policy)

[Ava]

71. i thought i was a red herring!

:rofl:

[Random_Australian]

76. I thought you were human. *sniff*

[Ava]

79. so did i

:shrug:

[Random_Australian]

86. That's because you are a green herring!

[Ava]

89. and you are?

:P

[Random_Australian]

93. Captain Incredible Amazing Of The Proffessional Humble Persons League.

[Ava]

97. so in other words you are vain?

[Random_Australian]

102. Whatever, weathervane is a noble profession.

[Random_Australian]

63. sure, I'll leave you and Rev_Acts alone in your motel room.No worries!

[Ava]

101. well i'm off to dinner!

see ya'll later! :hi:

[Random_Australian]

107. bye!

:hi:

[bigwillq]

4. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:mad:

[Ava]

14. mwhahahah!

:P

[Random_Australian]

16. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Mutley]

105. That was the most interesting conversation I've read in a long long time.

:D

[Random_Australian]

108. Thankyou.

[Ava]

109. thankya! thankya very much!

*takes a bow*

[Neoma]

5. Huh, i don't get a red x.

Just a broke page little button.

[ornotna]

12. My avatar has a red tongue

And I like it.

[SOteric]

43. D'oh!

[elshiva]

73. I love that smiley! Thanks.