eBay poster offers "Tattoo Shop Mummified SEA MONSTER Mermaid Corpse"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=9514257593&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT



Current bid: US $81.00

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End time: May-04-06 08:35:39 PDT (3 days 11 hours)
Shipping costs: US $10.00

Authentic REAL organic fish, Humanoid type Sea Monster, dredged from the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico! This is the ugliest Mermaid I have ever seen in my life! She has evil looking red eyes and nappy hair.

Preserved to last forever, with no fishy smell whatsoever. I added a small hook and chain on the back so you can to hang it on a wall. Would look great hanging in your Tattoo Shop! Please email me if you have any questions.

[Droopy]

1. Who would buy that?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. Last week I posted an eBay thread...

...featuring a giant lint ball that fell out of his boss's office chair. He said "We hope that you will enjoy this lint ball as much as we have."

I haven't checked to see if it's still available, but...

:evilgrin:

[MiniMandaRuth]

3. I would buy that... MAYBE...

For a dollar. Maybe two if the seller dude was cute.

[Duer 157099]

4. Check this out:

http://search-completed.ebay.com/search/search.dll?sofocus=so&sbrftog=1&from=R10&satitle=&sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&fsop=1%26fsoo%3D1&coaction=compare&copagenum=1&coentrypage=search&fis=2&ftrt=1&ftrv=1&saprclo=&saprchi=&seller=1&sass=seamystery&so=Show+Items

This guy must be REALLY lucky to keep finding these things! He's sold a few others that are similar, but equally grotesque -- he must be a special effects guy.

But look at the prices they're going for!